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ATR: Automatic Tampon Remover.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kashaija, Dec 4, 2008.

  1. K

    Kashaija JF-Expert Member

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    In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament.

    'Sir,' she said, 'You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'

    He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

    Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labelled ATR.
    Who would know if he touched them?

    He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

    What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

    Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside...

    When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom, adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure... The ladies restroom is more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

    When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

    Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

    'What happened!?' he exclaimed. 'The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.'

    'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.'

  2. Shishi

    Shishi JF-Expert Member

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    wa wa wawaawwwa.... haya who woould know if he pushed the buttons... curiosity killed the cat...
  3. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ...:( shishi uwe na huruma jamani...
  4. Titus

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  5. Shishi

    Shishi JF-Expert Member

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    hakuna mwenye huruma kama mimi .... lakini I cant help myself imagining hiyo naniiiii ikiwa under the pillow... hapo sijui itashonelelwa???:rolleyes:

    lesson: follow simple instructions.

    SIMBA DUME Member

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    Tampon inabandikwa kwa nguvu kwa ujuzi wangu tampon inapandikwa kwenye kufuli chupi
  7. Mama Mdogo

    Mama Mdogo JF-Expert Member

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    Simba Dume, taratibu. Tampoon inaingizwa / inachhomekwa ndani ya sehemu za siri za mwanamke. Kinachobandikwa kwenye kufuli / chupi ni SANITARY PAD. Hivi vifaa viwili, TAMPOON na SANITARY PAD vinatumika kuweka hali ya usafi wakati mwanamke akiwa katika siku zake. Ongea na mkeo vizuri atakuelimisha usikurupuke. Mumuonee huruma huyo mwanamme mwenzenu mbishi asiyependa fuata maelekezo ya wataalamu, ataja fungua mlango wa ndege ikiwa angani!! Afadhali hapa hajafaa kapoteza kiungo tu!!!
  8. Pundit

    Pundit JF-Expert Member

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    Too much information.