JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Tendo la ndoa kwa wanandoa katika makabila mbalimbali huombwa kwa viashirio tofauti:
''Mchagga"........'We mama Haika, uko wapi? Ntaacha!!!
"Mkurya"..........'Rara chini nikurenge!"...
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Sheikh mmoja na Padri walialikwa kwenye semina Nairobi Kenya.
Siku moja jioni Padri alimpa ofa ya dinner huyu Sheikh. Wakati wanakula akaagiza bia na Sheikh akaagiza Fanta.
Padri :"mbona...
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -particularly in the flower and jewelry applications...
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Kulikuwa na jamaa mmoja wa kibantu aliyepata ajira kwa wawindaji wa kizungu. Hao wazungu walikuwa watatu na mara nyingi walikuwa wakienda pamoja kuwinda huku mmbongo akiwa amewabebea vifaa vyao...
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What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!
The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.
The American: will get the insect out and drink the...
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There was a man called Mr Chinena (Zambian man) . He was married with one kid. One day his mother in-law visited them. He looked at his mother in- law and found out that she was more beautiful...
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Wansi ageni wakuu ulimwengu wa musa umeleta vituko!!!
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MAKING A POINT
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals...
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There is a good old barber in city of East London. One day a Florist goes to him for a haircut.
After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
"I am sorry. I cannot accept...
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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts:
"Up! Up! Quick! My husband is back"
Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes:
"Damn, I am...
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At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him, "What the hell did you do to your back?"
The patient replies, "You...
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There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the...
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Makubwa haya!!
http://udakudaily.blogspot.com/
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A PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their
tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his Ph D friend.
friend: "Look up at the sky and tell me...
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A PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their
tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his Ph D friend.
friend: "Look up at the sky and tell me...
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Names of babies born in local clinics
and hospitals during the elections in Zinbabwe:
Runoff Moyo
Senetorial Chirumhanzu
Candidate Pote
Independant Maposa
Rigging Hamadziripi
Electoral...
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- Closed
nafikiria kila kitu kina historia yake. na swali hili.
nawaomba wenye kujua na majibu?
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Kweli sasa najua niko addicted na computer.. pembeni kuna sahani ya wali na njegere, na laptop; wali haukukolea chumvi nimeenda jikoni nimechukua chumvi kwenye kidubwasha chake cha vitundu.. sina...
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Naye Lowasa akawaambia mawaziri wengine, KESHENI mkiomba kwani hamjui siku wala saa atakayokuja Dr.Mwakyembe. Nami naenda mtaani kuwaandalia kijiwe ili nitakapokuwa nanyi muwepo.
Amini...
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