Junius
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- Mar 11, 2009
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A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a 2-week company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
She answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
"The husband laughs and says: "A Mozambican girl!!!
"The woman keeps quiet and leaves.
Two weeks later they met at the airport and the husband asked:
"So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you.."
"And, what happened to my gift?"
"What gift?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - the Mozambican girl, do you remember?"
"Oh, that" she said.
"Well, I did what I could;
Now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!"
The husband collapsed
"Don't tempt a woman, She might be too Intelligent
And has a mean way of revenge".
I am out of here
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
She answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
"The husband laughs and says: "A Mozambican girl!!!
"The woman keeps quiet and leaves.
Two weeks later they met at the airport and the husband asked:
"So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you.."
"And, what happened to my gift?"
"What gift?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - the Mozambican girl, do you remember?"
"Oh, that" she said.
"Well, I did what I could;
Now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!"
The husband collapsed
"Don't tempt a woman, She might be too Intelligent
And has a mean way of revenge".
I am out of here
