Polite way to Pee


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POLITE WAY TO PEE
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Peter, how would you say it?'

Peter said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom
I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us
your good manners?'

I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get
to meet after dinner.'

The teacher fainted.
 
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ah ah ah ah I ad a very start bad day,at least nimecheka
 
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POLITE WAY TO PEE


I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get
to meet after dinner.'


Dogo full maakili, halafu hiyo conclusion ndio nimependa zaidi.
Rafiki yangu mpendwa ambaye utaenda kukutana nae baada ya mlo...
haha hahahaa hahaaa imekaa poa sana.
 
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Nimeipenda hiyo sentensi ya mwisho. It is really nice.
 
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ah ah ah ah I ad a very start bad day,at least nimecheka
I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get
to meet after dinner.'

**** safi hiyo!
 

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