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God created the donkey
and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on...
Ili kuwa ni vigumu kupata mtandao kwa waishio maeneo ya Bondeni na makazi yenye msongamano. Sasa ni mtandao ulio rahisi kwa usalama wa fedha zako, uboreshaji wa maisha na mipango mingine ya...
Bride's bouquet crashes plane in Italy
Wed Jul 15, 12:45 am ET
ROME A romantic wedding in the Tuscan countryside ended with injuries after an attempt to launch the bride's bouquet from a...
To
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).
With...
PaDri mmoja aliyekuwa na tabia ya kutembea na mke wa mtu kila mumewe alipokuwa kazini, siku moja siri ya uzinzi ilimfikia mwenye mali na kutakiwa arudi nyumbani ghafla. Jamaa alifanya hivyo na...
I came across this dialogue......
Rugaimukamu: Hivi Rweyongeza, kare katoto kako Gozbert kako wapi siku
hizi? maana nakumbuka karikuwa dull darasani mwenzake Albert ni daktari
bingwa sasa...
I know you don't clean your computer screen very often
and it is hard to do the inside, so here is my present to you.
(just click on the word "here" above and wait for a few seconds for...
Kuna basi lilitekwa na majambazi, wakalipeleka porini, wakawasachi abiria ambao walikuwa ni wanawake na wanaume, lakini hawakupata pesa za kuwaridhisha. Kwa hasira zao, majambazi wakawaamuru kila...
1. What is the speed of dark? not only telling us the speed of light
2. If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
3. What is a...
Kulikuwa na familia bora ya mtu na mkewe pamoja na mtoto wao kelvin,siku moja familia hii ilitembelewa na uncle justine ambaye ni kaka wa mama kelvin.
Uncle justine alikuwa anapenda sanaaaaaaaa...
After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone...
Hi Boss,
People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes
People who do less work... make less mistakes
People who do no work... make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes... get...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup , the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told her, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease...
Do You Know Me? At the start of an important trial, a small town attorney called his first witness to the stand. She seemed like a sweet, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones...
One teacher in a certain school here in town,she got a great shock while she was teaching about wright and wrong things in her class.
After long explanation about all these two,she came with this...