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An Egyptian Interview

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kiranja Mkuu, Mar 8, 2010.

  1. Kiranja Mkuu

    Kiranja Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    An Egyptian Interview
    Reporter: Hi
    Egyptian: Hello

    Reporter: Do u speak English
    Egyptian: Berfect

    Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u
    Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind

    Reporter: What's your name?
    Egyptian: Taha

    Reporter: Sex?
    Taha: I love it

    Reporter: oh no, I meant male or female?
    Taha(yelling) : what do u sink?

    Reporter: it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind... male....
    Taha: No... I like female

    Reporter: How do u find life here in Egypt ?
    Taha: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz

    Reporter: Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
    Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food

    Reporter: DO YOU WORK?
    Taha: Yas, when I am not buzy..

    Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt ?
    Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did a circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!

    Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt ?
    Taha: I do not undurztand what u say

    Reporter: I do u deal with money problems in egypt ?
    Taha: Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..a lot of water..and we have byramidz

    Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
    Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make frend I know make money at home..and he go to brizon.. if u make money at home.. you will go to brizon

    Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
    Taha: me? ...Not a lot…..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah?

    Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
    Taha: Guvurment

    Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
    Taha: Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way

    Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?
    Taha: What duz zat mean?

    Reporter: Do u choose your president
    Taha: Who, Mubarak?

    Reporter: yes
    Taha(nervously) : I didn't give my voice..But if I was. I will give him my voice

    Reporter: Why him?
    Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane

    Reporter: But there r no wars right now
    Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it

    Reporter: what about the last 26 years?
    Taha: I got marry..and have Ahmed an d Amira..and……….

    Reporter: No, I meant Mubarak.
    Taha: He also marry… and have…

    Reporter (interrupting) :No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
    Taha: He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way

    Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
    Taha: No broblem, only 10 bounds

    Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this
    Taha: ok ok…. Zanks a lot
  2. eRRy

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    Real funny...
    I like this joke...
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe tehe teheeee...
    Hara rara raaaaaaa