Did the Priest Lie?
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her:
Woman: "Father, may I ask a favour?"
Priest: "Of course. What may I do for you?"
Woman...
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher.
The minister turns and notices the old...
VATICAN HUMOR
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.
'Excuse me, Your...
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the...
Hii ngoma inanikumbusha hayo yaliyojiri Dom kwenye NEC kati ya yale makundi mawili......wapambanaji (Small cat) na mafisadi (Big cat)............haaa haaa! Natania tu mjomba!
Ukilianzisha...
Wakuu....hebu mchekini Ogah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlmYsUiyhDc
Mkiichagua CCM there is only one thing involved............you are doomed....forever!
Reasons for making / not making love. TO MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The...
Hiki ni kisa cha kweli:
kikundi cha majambazi kilivamia nyumba moja ambapo wanafunzi wa Chuo Kikuu kmoja nchini walikuwa wamepanga. Baada ya kuwapora vitu mbalimbali vikiwemo simu za mkononi...
Rugaimukamu: Hivi Rweyongeza, kare katoto kako Gozbert kako wapi siku
hizi? maana nakumbuka karikuwa dull darasani mwenzake Albert ni daktari
bingwa sasa!
Muchunguzi: Ee Albert kumbe ni mtaaram...
These are from a book and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were...
There once was an Apache Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years...
A small village priest was very fond of the hens he kept in the hen house behind the parish rectory.
He had a cock rooster and about a dozen hens.
One Saturday evening, he noticed that the cock...
Sasa bwana ametimiza ahadi yake aweza kumruhusu mtumishi wake aende kwa amani maana kwa macho yangu nimeuona wokovu utokao juu.ambao ameutayarisha mbele ya watu wake. Mwanga utakao waongoza watu...
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Wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."
Sure enough, the husband...
A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night
with her for $500. So they do.
Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with
him, but he will have his...