JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to findout anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat...
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Which part of the body smells????????????????????????????
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Dirty Brain
Think Positive
it is nose.
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HR = )
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to...
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Tazama tangazo hilo hapo chini Je hilo kanisa ina maana wote lugha ya kiingereza ndio iko gongana? ni vema kama kuna mtu anafahamu lilipo awaambiye waliondoe maana halileti picha njema kwa...
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Baridi inarudi, Lakini sasa nimepata dawa. Unakura ugali asubuhi na chai harafu unafaa sile sokks sa Raymond kama sile sinauzwa na Lisa wa Njooro hapo Mutindwo. Bye the way booro ya Njooro...
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Kuna mzungu alifika benki na nyani wake,akaenda kumfunga sehemu walipokuwa wamekaa kikundi cha waafrika akawaambia "Embu mchungeni ndugu yenu huyu",na yeye akaingia benki.Wale waafrika wakachukia...
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After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.
"Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't...
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Siku ikiwa ni siku haikwepeki kabisa. Ebu angalia hii, utatoa maelezo gani hapa? Salini mkiomba maana hamjui itatokea wapi....
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Jamaa mmoja wa kipemba aliyekuwa hajawahi kupanda gari hata siku moja,
alikuwa anasafiri kwenye basi akiwa kwenye siti ya mbele kabisa.
Mara ikatokea ajali na baada ya tukio hilo la ajali yule...
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Mchungaji akiwa katika pitapita zake za kuombea katika wodi za hospitali fulani, akakuta kuna Mgonjwa aliekuwa hawezi kuongea japo alikuwa na fahamu na aliwekewa oxgen.
WAKATI AKIOMBEWA, yule...
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Ukiangalia video ya wimbo wa robo saa wa Amini utaona mtu aliepoteza fahamu na juhudi zote za madaktari kumzindua zinashindikana mpaka anapokuja mpenzi wake na baada tu ya kumbusu jamaa...
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Wandugu Iwant to set the record strait here!
Inasemekana ule utani kwa wajomba zangu Wa-He-He kuwa wanakula MBWW ni kutokana na wao kuipenda mboga ya majani ya maharage al maarufu I-nyadoogi...
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Lord,
Last year you took my favourite musician Michael Jackson
My Favorite comedian Bernie Mac
My Favorite actor David Carradine
My favorite actress Farrah Fawcett
This year, I just want to...
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Paul The Octopus has just fainted after being asked to predict when will Tanzanian Footbal National team qualify for the world cup tournament.
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WanaJF, mara kwa mara tumesikia kuhusu utekaji wa mabasi ya abiria na bahati mbaya sana watekaji huwa wanawavua nguo zote abiria na wanabaki uchi wa nyama. Mimi haijawahi kunitokea! Sijajua...
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Fataki (50) likikatongoza katoto kadogo lilikokanunua simu juzi juzi (Blackberry) - kanasoma shule moja (jina kapuni) kidato cha kwanza (15)
(ANYTIME.)..
Fataki: I bought you an expensive...
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An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much of his free time in the local bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The...
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