JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
"I am your computer assistant; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with my software."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went...
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Dear God, this month please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies in Daddy's Cell phone, & build shelter to the homeless men who sleep with mum when dad is at work Amen..."
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A budding poet trying his best...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he...
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he...
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A husband and wife are travelling by car from Brisbane to Melbourne .
After almost ten hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and
they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice...
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Jamani kuna taarifa toka kwa mshikaji wangu wa karibu ameniambia kwamba,siku ya ijumaa pande za billicanas sehemu ya parking mida ya saa kuni ya usiku alishuhudia ugimvi kati ya hashem thabit na...
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Leo nimeona maajabu miti ya mapambo imeota ghafula kwenye barabara ya Sam Nujoma maeneo ya Mlimani City Shopping Mall,hakika barabara imependeza lakini hii miti haioti hovyo ,ina masharti na moja...
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Thursday, May 06, 2010 10:42 PM
Refa wa mechi ya ligi nchini Croatia bila kujua alimlima kadi ya njano mchezaji aliyeanguka kwenye eneo la penalti akimlaumu kwa...
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A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Mumbai. It
was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.
Mom, said the boy, what are all those women doing?...
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Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk,
as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already
asleep.
He gave her a kiss on the cheek and fell asleep...
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while...
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Salamuni !!
Ndg. Kichwa cha habari cha husika.
Kutokana na kutokupata news za Tanzania kwa wakati nimejikuta nikifungua Link moja ya Asha Baraka akifanyiwa mahojiano kuhusiana na uboreshaji...
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IF an earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits Nigeria Early tomorrow, and Two million Nigerians die, this would be the worlds reaction:
Canada would send troopers to help...
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Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
--Anonymous
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