JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mi nilitumiwa nikaambiwa hutiaji kujua kichina ila tazama mpaka mwisho?
Siyo siri nimeshindwa kugundua ujanja uliotumika hapa.
Sijui wenzangu.
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Stage 1 SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At...
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NOT A STORY BUT A
TRUE INCIDENT
An Indian man walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business
for two...
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Kuna kaka mmoja wa Kichaga alikuja kumtembelea ndugu yake hapo Zurich.
Kukaa pale kama siku tatu akaanza kuzoea na kuamua kutoka siku moja kwenda kutembea peke yake mjini. Jamaa kwa kuwa alikuwa...
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Basi bwana.....
Wapenda ligi watatu walibishana kuwa nani amekubuhu kwa ubishi kati yao......
Wakaamua kila mmoja ahadithie ubishi alomfanyia mkewe ili wapime nani kubobea zaidikwenye hiyo...
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Nauliza kwenye forum kwa wenye majibu, hivi ile aliyefulia ya The Commedy TBC 1 imetpoptelea wapi! Ilikuwa segment ya ajabu ajabu hivi ynye kudhalilisha watu - na kwa bahati mbaya watanzania...
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How Fights Start.......
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as an anniversary gift.. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.. When she asked him why, he...
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5% discount ..wote mnakaribishwa
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A man was SICK and TIRED of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
And further jealous of her, as she received lot of Women's Day wishes and compliments
He wanted her to see...
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Hivi karibuni nilitoka kwenda kumtembelea rafiki yangu mmoja anayeishi maeneo ya Msasani. Eneo la Msasani ni eneo ambalo sijui nisemeje, lakini ni eneo ambalo linaishi watu wenye vipato tofauti...
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Na Mwandishi Wetu
The Supermodel, aliye pia Miss Tanzania 10 Bora 2008-09 anayedaiwa kufanyiwa unyambilisi wa kubakwa kisha kupigwa picha chafu, anatengeneza kichwa cha habari kwa mara...
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**'Hello?'**
**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**
**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.'**
**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy...
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Licha ya kuwepo kwa jitihada za makusudi kuhakikisha filamu kutoka kiwanda cha filamu hapa bongo zinachukua chati na hatimaye kuitangaza nchi hii kimataifa, kumekuwepo na lawama nyingi kutoka...
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JAMANI HUDUMA KWA WATEJA SIO KAZI NDOGO ONA HUYU MAMBO ANAYOFANYA...EBOOO HATARI!!!
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Tunakunywa sana gongo rakini hatufi kwa matatizo ya ini,
tunarema sana bhange rakini hatupatwi na kichaa,
kure kwetu kijana rashima afanye kashi ya geshi...
Kashi sha ofishini ni sha...
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I don't think you have ever heard the concept explained any better than this .
Well you see, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the...
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Translated:
"Albert?" Ambassador Katunzi wife called him bubujikwa and tears
"Yes mother!"
"You?"
"I am the mother!"
"Or we find something else?" Ambassador Katunzi asked
"What if the...
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One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of mental health).
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down...
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