A guy woke up in the morning with a terrible hangover. Next to the bed was a couple of aspirins, a glass of water, and a note from his wife ? ?Honey, there's a hot breakfast waiting for you in...
The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, n> I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: If I don't love you, then what are you doing in my house?
Back...
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name in my heart and I got heart attack
Husband:
God saw me hungry, he created...
The Question: Prove that (2/10)=2
1. The Art Student
"This is out of syllabus!"
2. The Commerce Student:
"This is wrong"
3. The Medical Student:
'It is strange'
"How is it possible?"
4. The...
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the...
A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame...
Bonyeza maandishi kuona picha hapa chini
Mcheza filamu sistaduu wa Bongo aliye pia Miss Mwanza 2006/07, Aunt Ezekiel Grayson Jujuman Gwantwa, amebadilika kwani si yule wa mafumanizi na...
To increase your life cros you have to:
1. Ensure that you break the wind atleast 13 times in a day. The wind-breaking should be loud enough to attract the intension of
your neighbours...
Jamaa mmoja alikuwa akitokea shamba pamoja na mkewe. Wakiwa njiani waliona uyoga, wakaung'oa na kwenda nao nyumbani kwa lengo la kwenda kupika na kuula. Lakini kabla ya kufika nyumbani, wakahofu...
There was a contruction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death.
He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said "Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have...
A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next
to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I
just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a...
Jana nilikuwa naangalia CNN nika muona mwana mama(Sara Sidner) mmoja aki-report toka Thailand
kwa wale jamaa wa mashati mekundu.
Kutokana na hilo niliamua kumtafuta kwenye mtandao ili nifahamu...
A husband and wife are travelling by car from Brisbane to Melbourne .
After almost ten hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and
they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice...