Jmaa alipo ona kuwa kakosa alicho kitaka, sasa aenda ikulu na kumuomba kikwe ampe hata vitimaalum bungeni akapige kelele huko,
Kwakuwa kikwe alikuwa adui yake kipindi cha uchaguzi akaamuru...
One young man liked a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...
So frustrated, one day he went up to her and said
"I'll give you a 100,000/- TZS if you let me make love with...
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. The first thing he said was, "Don't."
"Don't what?" Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit," God said.
"Forbidden...
Jamaa wawili walienda baa wakawa wanapata ulabu taaratibu na watu walijaaa sana.
Baada ya mda kidogo maji ya dhahabu tayari yalikuwa yamekolea, sasa yakatokea mabishano baina ya wale watu wawili...
Jamaa mmoja alifanikiwa kumkamata kibaka nyumbani kwake usiku wa manane
akampeleka kituo cha polisi,wakati alipomaliza kuandika maelezo, alimuomba askari wa zamu amruhusu ili aweze kumuhoji...
mwandani wangu amenunua kitanda hivi karibuni,tatizo lake wakati wa "shughuli" inatubidi kukatiza mara kwa mara kufanya marekebisho(kukikaza tusije anguka).nikimwambia anunue kingine naona...
Haya wengine wanaiita zana wengine ...
Nilimkumbuka jamaa yangu mmoja alikuwa kashauriwa na dakitari atumie uzazi wa majira, na njia mojawapo ni kutumia hii zana. Akasema vyema, ngoja niende...
Bwana mmoja alikurupuka na kuingia nyumbani kwa mama mmoja na kuanza kumwaga vumbi na takataka nyingine kwenye zulia. Yule mama kwa mshangao akamuuliza.
"we mwehu nini?"
"hapana mama, ninafanya...
Marafiki watano walishinda juu ya umahri wa mbwa wao, kila mmoja akdai wake ni mahiri zaidi:
Mbwa wa Fundi Mjenzi akakusanya vifaa akajenga nyumba
Mbwa wa Mhasibu akaenda kwenye kabati akarudi na...
Shosti nakushauri umtafute first lady na lady n wakupe kicheni pati kidogo kuhusu mambo yanavyokwenda humu jf. Maana naona midume mingi inakumezea mate kwa jinsi ulivyo mzuri. Kabla hujafanya...
A lady on Honeymoon, calls back home and get the father on phone " Daddy!, where is mum...(Sobbing)..How come nobody told me my Husband has one foot?", Daddy is confused, "What do you mean he has...
10. Never walk without a document -- People with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're headed for the...
Naona ni vema majengo ya ikulu yakauzwa kwa Rais aliyeko madarakani sasa. Baada ya hapo, serikali italipa pango. Mmiliki (Rais wa sasa) atashughulikia matengenezo na maboresho yote kulingana na...
A machine was recently invented in Japan to catch thieves; It was taken to different countries for the test.
Below are the results:..........
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves;
US, in 30...