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# Jinsi ma- engineer wanavyotongoza!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mabel, Jan 19, 2011.

1. ### MabelJF-Expert Member

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"Hi dear

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes,

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a
vector of a particular magnitude from your eyes at a
my heart differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real
roots, which only you can solve by making good binary
relation with me.

The tangent of my love for you extends to infinity. I
promise that I should not resolve you into partial
fractions but if I do so, you can integrate me by
applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute
personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant
on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle
of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved
polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function. You make my heart
pump like a turbo diesel engine"

" Who still say engineers cannot charm ladies?????

2. ### MabelJF-Expert Member

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Kwa style hii mwanamke hachomoi,
Kweli engineer ni engineer tu,
Akitaka nyumba itokee kwenye mlima, mlima utaondoka na nyumba itatokea
Akitaka kwenye maji kuwe na barabara, barabara itatokea
Akitaka kwenye joto kuwe na baridi, basi ni full kipupwe
Kweli engineers ni wasaidizi wakubwa wa Mungu hapa duniani

3. ### ifolakoMember

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Ahaa,big up Engineers!

4. ### SumuniMember

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Unless anayetongozwa ni engineer pia..... I doubt!

5. ### MabelJF-Expert Member

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Unahofia kutoelewana mkuu?
Vingine anaenda kuuliza

6. ### MmwaminifuJF-Expert Member

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Omba asikutane na wahuni, watatafsiri for their interest halafu mzigo unaenda kwingine.

7. ### MtendeJF-Expert Member

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aaah bana word are not everything that a woman looks to a man

8. ### MabelJF-Expert Member

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Umenifurahisha sana, wanachakachua kitu ya msaidizi wa Mungu

9. ### MabelJF-Expert Member

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Lakini mkuu maneno yanaumuhimu hasa unapokutana na mtoto kwa mara ya kwanza ili kumimpresi

10. ### mimi05Member

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Ha ha haa,I like it.

11. ### MarundeJF-Expert Member

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Am proud to be engineer kwa style hii ngoja ni copy hayo maneno nikayapaste kwa msichana mmoja ananisumbua sana.

12. ### QsmJF-Expert Member

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umbenivunja mbavu zangu:smile-big:

13. ### MarundeJF-Expert Member

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Hiyo ni trick nzuri ndio uzuri wa jf nimepata pa kuanzia

14. ### MabelJF-Expert Member

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Hah hah, Engineer don't copy if you can't paste!
Utamng'oa tu huyo mtoto engineer hashindwi kitu ila anaweza kuchelewa

15. ### Eng. SmasherJF-Expert Member

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Hapo ndo ma ENGINEER 2napo onesha utofauti na NGWINI!!!
Tatizo MATHEMATICS sana imetawala watatuelewa kweli hii mitoto ya siku hizi VILAZA vya hesabu??!!

16. ### Eng. SmasherJF-Expert Member

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Engineer umesahau ile ROUND BOTTOMED FLASK BUTTOCKS!!!!

17. ### birungiJF-Expert Member

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Haya maneno yanasound vizuri kama atakua anayatoa huku anaimba.

18. ### MabelJF-Expert Member

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Vitaelewa hata kwa gelesha maana vinapenda sifa vionekane navyo vimo.

19. ### MabelJF-Expert Member

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