Jinsi ma- engineer wanavyotongoza!!!!

Jinsi ma- engineer wanavyotongoza!!!!

Mabel

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"Hi dear

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes,
standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a
vector of a particular magnitude from your eyes at a
deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,
my heart differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real
roots, which only you can solve by making good binary
relation with me.

The tangent of my love for you extends to infinity. I
promise that I should not resolve you into partial
fractions but if I do so, you can integrate me by
applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute
personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant
on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle
of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved
polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function. You make my heart
pump like a turbo diesel engine"

" Who still say engineers cannot charm ladies?????”

 
Kwa style hii mwanamke hachomoi,
Kweli engineer ni engineer tu,
Akitaka nyumba itokee kwenye mlima, mlima utaondoka na nyumba itatokea
Akitaka kwenye maji kuwe na barabara, barabara itatokea
Akitaka kwenye joto kuwe na baridi, basi ni full kipupwe
Kweli engineers ni wasaidizi wakubwa wa Mungu hapa duniani
 
Kwa style hii mwanamke hachomoi,
Kweli engineer ni engineer tu,
Akitaka nyumba itokee kwenye mlima, mlima utaondoka na nyumba itatokea
Akitaka kwenye maji kuwe na barabara, barabara itatokea
Akitaka kwenye joto kuwe na baridi, basi ni full kipupwe
Kweli engineers ni wasaidizi wakubwa wa Mungu hapa duniani




aaah bana word are not everything that a woman looks to a man
 
aaah bana word are not everything that a woman looks to a man
Lakini mkuu maneno yanaumuhimu hasa unapokutana na mtoto kwa mara ya kwanza ili kumimpresi
 
Am proud to be engineer kwa style hii ngoja ni copy hayo maneno nikayapaste kwa msichana mmoja ananisumbua sana.
 
Am proud to be engineer kwa style hii ngoja ni copy hayo maneno nikayapaste kwa msichana mmoja ananisumbua sana.

Hah hah, Engineer don't copy if you can't paste!
Utamng'oa tu huyo mtoto engineer hashindwi kitu ila anaweza kuchelewa
 
Hapo ndo ma ENGINEER 2napo onesha utofauti na NGWINI!!!
Tatizo MATHEMATICS sana imetawala watatuelewa kweli hii mitoto ya siku hizi VILAZA vya hesabu??!!
 
Engineer umesahau ile ROUND BOTTOMED FLASK BUTTOCKS!!!!

"Hi dear

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes,
standing in your triangular garden.
 
Haya maneno yanasound vizuri kama atakua anayatoa huku anaimba.
 
Hapo ndo ma ENGINEER 2napo onesha utofauti na NGWINI!!!
Tatizo MATHEMATICS sana imetawala watatuelewa kweli hii mitoto ya siku hizi VILAZA vya hesabu??!!

Vitaelewa hata kwa gelesha maana vinapenda sifa vionekane navyo vimo.
 
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