Nasikia juzi uliwakatikia watu bar,
jana unamatikia boss ofisini,
Leo hii tena umenikatikia chumbani sijui una matatizo gani
jamani huu umeme wa tanesco
Banta lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Mumbai, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and...
Love Letter,
This is a love letter from a boy to a Girl .However, the Girls father does not like him and so the boy wrote this letter to the girl. He knows that the girls father will...
Wanafunzi walikuwa wanapata msosi wakati wa mapumziko pale shuleni kwao,basi wakaanza mazungumzo yao
MWANAFUNZI#1:He!we mbona unakula mihogo kama nguruwe,nyie kweli maskini,unaniona mie mwenzio...
Mamboz waungwana wenzangu?
Ni hivi kuna kipofu mmoja alikuwa anapenda sana kukaa maskani basi cku moja watu wako maskani wakaanza kuongea sasa hivi maneno NDOGO yaani noma lkn maskini ya mungu...
Mke wa Frank anajivunia mume mtulivu, hashindi baa na hatongozi videmu. Akitoka kazini huenda kucheza basketball na hurudi nyakati za dinner. Siku moja mkewe akamhurumia. Anachoka na kazi. Mtu...
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the...
1: In this life we live, there are two things involved, Its either you are a man or you are a woman,
2: If you are a woman, you are safe, But, if you are a man, there are two things involved...
In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast "
coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc.
While an American, chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an
unwanted...
Mama mmoja alikuwa anagombana na mumewe kabla ya kulala.
"Mke wangu vipi, mbona mkali"
"Nimekuta hiki kikaratasi kwenye mfuko wa kaptula yako kimeandikwa Annie Louis. Nataka uniambie ni nani huyu...
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy...
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him and asked; "Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?"
The surprised patient said; "Why doctor...