Kimbweka
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- Jul 16, 2009
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked. [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Hunting flies," He responded. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Oh, killing any?" She asked. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Yep, three males, two females," he replied. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell? [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."[/FONT]
"What are you doing?" she asked. [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Hunting flies," He responded. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Oh, killing any?" She asked. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Yep, three males, two females," he replied. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell? [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."[/FONT]