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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Feb 1, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Banta lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Mumbai, and went to him.

    The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, " Yes, I can put you right."

    After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.

    The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You cheat, you gave me a woman's ears."

    "Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's."

    "You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!"
  2. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh no wonder they talk much.
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    That is one of the funniest jokes I've hear in a while. I've already forwarded it to my wife:msela: Thanks for the laugh!
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    My worry is you may also endup loosing your eyes through human accident when you get back home.
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