Jamani mambo vp jamani,natumaini mmejibu poooah na hasa kwa wale wananchi wenye uhakika wa kupata musosi,haya nawasumbua kidunchu eti lets imagine kama watu hawa wasingepata elimu,wasingekuwa...
Wanajeshi wengi hasa wale wastaafu na ambao walipigana vita vya Idd Amin hawampendi kabisa Nyerere,nilisikia kwamba baada ya ile vita,serikali ya Marekani ilitoa fedha(baada ya kuona JW wamepigana...
Ndg, JF, habari kutoka kwenye source moja ambayo siyo rasmi inadai kwamba jamaa walipofika kwenye ukumbi walipokutana na Mwekezaji waligaiwa bahasha kila mmoja mlangoni. Najiuliza ni kweli au...
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but...
Usiku mmoja mume na mke wake wakiwa wamelala. Mke akiwa ndani ya ndoto akanza kusema "kimbia mume wangu anakuja... kimbia mume wangu anakuja..." Hafla mume akashtuka na kuanza kukimbia lakini...
Padre aliwaomba waamini mchango kujenga ukuta kuzunguka eneo la makaburi. Mlevi mmoja akauliza, "Baba paroko kwani kuna marehemu yeyote aliyewahi kutoroka?"
"Hapana." Paroko akajibu.
Mlevi...
Wakati wanaendelea kutoleana vitendawili, mwalimu ilimbidi atake kumzuiya mwanafunzi kabla ya kutenda utovu wa nidhamu lkn mwanafunzi ilimbidi atowe jibu kabla ya kuzuka tafrani.
Ilikuwa kama...
Jamani duniani kuna mambo na vijimambo,yani kumbe kama msichana au mkaka hakupendi anaweza kuku-save anavyotaka ,hebu tuyaone baadhi ya hayo majina :-
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Mtu mmoja anatafutwa na ghesi la bholis yeyote atakae muona atapata zawadi ya kunusa kikwapa cha mlevi wa mnazi na komoni.huyu mtu ni mlefu kama nguzo za umeme,anamacho makubwa kama ngumi ya...
A couple living in a small Scottish Highlands village take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom as...
Police was investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 9th-story office.
Nancy, his voluptuous private secretary could offer no explanation...
Babu mmoja alikuwa na wake wawili wa kwanza alikuwa azai wa pili alikuwa na watoto. Huyo mke wa pili na watoto wake kila kukicha walikuwa hawaishi kumnyanyasa mke mgumba kwa vijembe vya hapa na...
Doctor: "It's no good. I can't find anything wrong with you. It must just be the effects of drinking."
Patient: "I'll come back when you're sober then!"
Monday
Breakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth. Lunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers" - those little hamburgers that used...
Siku moja jamaa alitoka zake safari ya mbali baada yakulakiwa na mtoto wake mdogo mazungumzo yao yalikuwa hivi Mtoto: Baba mbona safari hii umekaa muda mrefu? Baba: Mwanangu miangaiko ilikuwa...
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped...