Nilipata Bahati Ya Kuchat Na Msanii Wa Bongo Fleva Jay Dee Kupitia Facebook Na Nilitaka Kujua Yeye Kama Mmoja ya Wasanii Wenye Mafanikio Sana Hapa Nchini Nini Maoni, Mtazamo na Kama anaijua...
Jamani nchi kweli imekuwa kimya. Baada ya mbwembwe na shughuli nyingi kwenye awamu ya kwanza, mama Salma Kikwete hasikiki tena. Hata siku ya wanawake tarehe 8 March 2011 hakuonekana wala kusikika...
Mwalimu mmoja alikuwa akitoa ratiba ya safari kwa wanafunzi walipokuwa assembly. Wanafunzi kumi hivi walichaguliwa kuwawakilisha wenzao kitaaluma huko Ujerumani, so mwalimu akaona ni bora...
jamani wenzangu ni kama mimi kwani inapokaribia mwisho wa mwezi napatwa hamaniko kubwa moyoni.
Nikiwa mtumishi wa serikali mwisho wa mwezi unapokaribia kuna mambo yananitia tumbo joto:
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That H Bashe works for RA and in accordance with what the guy said in Dodoma lately (UVCCM thing) I am drawn into making an inference that this ethnic SOMALI is a man to watch closely. Like RA...
A man walks in a bar and sees a man with a tiny head about the size of an orange.
He asks the bartender what happened to the man.
The bartender says,"well,he was on a beach and saw a beutiful...
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A little boy askshis dad: whats between mom's legs?
The father answers: paradise, my son
The kid asks again: whats between your legs?
The father replies: the key...
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short...
Ndugu wana JF
Hakuna chama cha siasa ambacho ni muhimu kuliko maisha yetu,hivyo basi hakuna haja ya kuwa mwanachama wa chama cha siasa ikiwa chama husika cha kisiasa kitakuwa na...
Tiba ya Babu wa Loliondo ni uthibitisho tosha wa utawala usiofuata sheria.
Hoja yangu hapa sio kama anatibu au la. Lakini hakuna taifa litaloacha watu wake kunywa dawa inayotolewa bila...
Je tujiulize mwalimu Nyerere alikua anafikiria nini?
Alisema maadui wanaotukabili kama taifa ni watatu yaani UJINGA, MARADHI NA UMASIKINI.
Naamini huu ndio msingi uliomuongoza mwalimu katika...
Hayawi hayawiiii....sasa yamekua...ktk hali ambayo haikutegemewa na wengi...bodi ya Utalii Tanzania(TTB), imeanza kuitangaza tiba inayotolewa na Mchungaji Ambilikile Mwasapile wa Kijiji cha...
English Is A Phunny Language
Principal to student... : " Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
(Any other options???)
Class teacher once said :
"Pick up the paper and fall in...
Usione kimya best...nipo kwenye foleni Loliondo toka jumatatu, mimi ni mtu wa 1561..! huku hakuna kuzamia ukizamia tu au kutoa rushwa hauponi...nyuma yangu nawauona jamaa kibao, mohamed Shossi...
Nimesikitishwa na jinsi watu wenye nyadhifa zao mbalimbali serikalini na taasisi za dini walivyochukulia suala la babu wa loliondo.kuna waliokurupuka mfano waziri lukuvii hasa baada ya kupinga...
One day a man is sitting in his office, stressed out, on the 19th floor of a Building. A man comes running into his office and shouts, John, your daughter, Anna just died in an accident right...