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Mchaga kapata mtoto wa Kipwani. Kwenda guest house, mwanamke kavua nguo!shanga tele! MCHAGA:Yesuu na maria!hisi rosari simeibiwa Parokia gani? oteee!!!!
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Kutoka kwenye maktaba yetu ya matukio yanayohusu bunge la jamhuri kuna matukio mawili yanayohusu wabunge wa CCM na CHADEMA wakati wa kuapishwa kama ifuatavyo: Tukio la kwanza. Mbunge mmoja wa...
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A Girl sending msg to her lover> If you are Sleeping,Send me your Dream. If you are Crying, Send me your Tears. If you are Laughing, Send me your Laugh. THE LOVER REPLY BACK> I AM IN THE...
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Kutokana na mazingira unayo ishi hasa ukiangalia yale yanayowatokea wenzako waliyo tofauti na wewe kijinsia, ingekuwaje kwako? Kiupande wangu, mi naona ningelikuwa nimeshaolewa na nina totoz kama...
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Mtoto kaona nyeti ya baba yake, Akauliza "nini hii"? Baba,akajibu "ni Heshima", kesho yake wakaja wageni, baba akamwambia mtoto, "toa heshima kwa wageni", mtoto akatoa Nyeti yake, akaonesha...
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Wakati anadakia dakia (mahojiano) na kutokwenda na utaratibu wa mahakama, jaji alimwamuru askari kwa kumwambia: mpe chai. Yule mdakiaji akapigwa mkono m1 wa nguvu, akatulia. Baada ya mambo...
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Mtoto mmoja aliamua kulitoa lililoko moyoni mwake kwa muda mrefu mazungumzo yalikua hivi:-MTOTO-mama nikwambie kitu?MAMA-niambie tu mwanangu.MTOTO-wakati nipo tumboni kunalidudu lilikua...
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A husband and his wife were not on good terms. In fact, the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home...
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Juzi baada ya rais Kikwete kutoka ufaransa alipitia Marekani na alipokelewa na Obama mida ya usiku,walivyokuwa wanatoka airport kwenda hotelini sehemu zote kuna umeme isipokuwa jengo moja,Kikwete...
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What is the difference between BRA and BAR?Both are drinking zone and both make men crazy when open.
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Wapendwa mmepotelea wapi? Au mmekwenda Loliondo mana huko ndo hakuna network ya mtandao wowote. I have missed u guys in JF
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My All JF Dearest Ladies and Gents Thanks very much for giving a good and wonderful knowledge and view about Love, Relationship and Friendship. You corrected me where I was wrong. Thank you...
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Habari zenu wapendwa na wapenzi wa jamvi hili. Kuna kitu kidogo nimekiona katika jukwaa hili hivyo nimeamua kukiweka hapa ili kujuwa ni kwa nini kinatokea. Naamini jamvi hili linapendwa na wengi...
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Baba alikuwa anamwambia mtoto wake "si ruhusa kusema wakati tunakula, hasa tukiwa na wageni". Siku moja walipata mgeni, wakati wa kula mtoto akaanza "Baba..." Jicho alilomtolea mwanawe lilitosha...
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Baada ya kufikiria sana mtoto akaamua kumuuliza mama yake: mtoto anamuliza mama hivi mama wewe pamoja na baba mbona amnipendi, mama akasema kwa nini mwanangu. mtoto akajibu: baba kanunua daladala...
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Mechi ya jana isingeonyeshwa watu wangevunjana meno mtaani. Cheki stori za mtaani watu ambao wamesikia kwenye radio tu huku kwetu kusikokuwa na umeme. '' unajua nini ile ngoma imegonga mwamba...
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Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your...
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Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he decides to...
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Baada ya siku kadhaa kuingia ktk ndoa, mke aliamua kwenda kwa mama yake kumpa malalamiko juu ya mumewe. Akamwambia, Mtoto: mama tokea aniowe n-vita-tuu n-vita-tuu. Mama: angalau wewe mwanangu...
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kuna tetesi kuwa helcopter ya mh Freeman Mbowe imeonekana ikitua maeneo ya Loliondo kwa yule pastor anayetibu magonjwa sugu.mwenye habari zaidi atujuze..
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