An older man was married to a younger woman.
After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that to prolong his life they should cut out sex.
He and...
Mwanafunzi mmoja alikuwa analia baada ya kuporwa kalamu na mwenziwe ndipo mwl akawa anamsihi yule mtoto asilie. MWALIMU:usilie sana utakuja kuwa mbaya ukubwani .MWANAFUNZI:Bac inaonesha mwalimu...
Chagua jibu sahihi
1. Rais wa Tanzania ni........
(a) Lyatonga Mrema
(b) Jakaya Kikwete
(c) Rostam Aziz
(d) Dk. Slaa
(e) Yusuf Makamba
2. Makao Makuu ya Tanzania...
mke anaeishi Masaki akimuagiza mumewe zawadi utasikia "honey usisahau kurudi na soseji, piza,au kuku sawa dear"
Ishu ipo kwa mke wa TANDALE, utasikia " We Juma usisahau kurudi na miguu ya kuku...
sharobaro mmoja alikufa kizembe huko gongo la mboto , wakati mabomu yanalipuka aliambiwa lala chini, "nitachafuka men" mtu wa pili akamwambia panda lori tuondoke , "nasubiri tax men" mtu wa tatu...
Kinyozi mmoja mndengereko aliamua kuoa mchaga ili akizaa watoto wawe na harufu ya kichaga ya kuijua pesa kwa sababu alihisi yeye hakuwa nayo kabisa. Alifanikiwa kupata mtoto wa kiume akamwita jina...
Mwafrika aliingia bar na kumkuta mzungu yuko na nyani wake ikabidi Mwafrika ajiunge nao,baada ya dk kadhaa akaenda chooni na kuacha ndizi zake juu ya meza lkn aliporudi hakuziona ikabidi aulize...
Kuna dada mmoja anafanya kazi kwenye salon ya kiume nayoendaga,huyu dada alihamia Mbagala mwezi mmoja kabla ya mabomu na mwezi wa 12 mwaka jana alihamia Gongo la Mboto kwahiyo matukio yote mawili...
Nimepewa tenda na my wife ya kutafuta house girl.VIGEZO awe mzuri kupita my wife,mwenye chuchu saa sita umbo namba 8,mpole,mcheshi,mwenye kujituma,awe tayari kufanya kazi yoyote nitakayo...
Hii ndio post yangu ya kwanza kama JF Senior Expert Member.......nimejaribu kufikiria kitu cha kupost ila nimekosa...na naogopa kutema pumba.
Cha kusema labda niwashukuru wana JF wote, wana...
kuna njemba ilienda hospitali na demu wake,mazungumzo kati yao na Dr yakawa hivi..Dr:mnasumbuliwa na nini?Dume:Dokta naomba utuangalie tunavyofanya mapenzi..Dr:hamna tatizo mnaweza mkafanya...bac...
Kwa habari nyepesi nyepesi nimesikia eti nanihiiiiiiii!!! Mkwere ataenda kufungua jiwe la shule ya msingi loliondo hivi karibuni.
Hivyo basi serikali imetoa tamko kuwa watu wasiende tena kwa...
Jamaa mmoja baada ya kukaa siku tatu (3) ajapata chakula chochote njaa ilipomzidia akaenda stendi ya basi akajiangusha chini. wananchi waungwana wakamchukuwa wakampeleka hospitali kutibiwa...
Kuna maskini kaenda omba Upanga kwenye nyumba ya mdosi
MASIKINI>Mama naomba pilau au biriani.
MAMA WAKIDOSI>.Veve toka hapa hapana pika pilau biriani
MASIKINI>HAKUNA TATIZO MAMA NAKUACHIA NAMBA...
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came from a generation when people didn't even talk about this kind of problem it took a long time...
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own.
Willingly, you came with me to my...
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then
they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to
eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and
told...