A couple that has been married for 20 years were both recently diagnosed with diabetes.
Findings later showed that they both contracted the disease as a result of the names they called each...
Kumamoto University (熊本大学 Kumamoto Daigaku) is a university located in Kumamoto , Japan. It was established on May 31, 1949, at which time the
following institutions...
Nasikia eti Utingo wa kwanza hapa Tanzania alikuwa Kiziwi? basi lilipokuwa linapiga honi yeye hakusikia, na Dereva alipoanza kuondoka ndipo aliposituka na kuanza kulikimbilia na kudandia.
Professor: What is the symbol of Barium?
Student: BA
Professor: And the symbol of Sodium?
Student: NA
Professor: What do we get if we mix one atom of Barium and two atoms of Sodium?
Student: BANANA
Wakati marais mbalimbali wakiwa kwenye kikao huko Geneva nchini Uswisi kulitokea majigambo ya walinzi wa marais kati ya wale wa nchi zilizoendelea na wa nchi zetu hizi.....
Mlinzi wa Rais wa...
A husband and wife were trying to set up
a new password to their computer.
A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS' " and the wife
fell on the ground laughing cause on
screen was error, "Error. Not long...
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day,
he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10...
MSICHANA: Kuanzia leo nitakwita Adam
MVULANA: Kwa nini?
MSICHANA: Kwa sababu wewe ndie mwanamume wangu wa mwanzo
MVULANA: Kwa hivyo mimi kuanzia leo nitakuita Peugeot
MSICHANA: Kwa nini...
Mwalimu alimwuliza mwanafunzi kumjaribu uwezo wake wa hesabu.
Mwalimu: Ukiwa na shilingi 5,000 na ukawambia baba yako akupe shilingi 5,000, utakuwa na shilingi ngapi?
Mwanafunzi: Shilingi sifuri...
Kuna mzee fulani mwenyeji wa Mbeya alikuwa anajitahidi sana kuwahusia mabinti zake wawe na maadili mema na kila mara alikuwa akijisifia kwa wenzake kuwa binti zake si kama wa wenzake: si malaya...
Eti kisa cha Pweza (Paul) kufariki aliambiwa atabili ni lini Tanzania itafika kombe la Dunia? Akazimia mara 3 alipozinduka akakuta wameleta na jez kabisa atabili vizur akizimia tena na mauti kumkuta.
The American book - How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants or: There's Money in Elephants
The Canadian book - Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?
The English book - Elephants I have...
Katika kijiji cha **** wananchi walijengea kisima cha kijiji Wakati wa uzinduzi wa kisima hicho Mh:Mizengo Pinda akaalikwa kuwa mgeni rasmi. Wakati akionyeshwa mandhari ya kijiji hicho akapelekwa...
Mtoto ana ndoo moja yenye ujazo wa lita 5 na ndoo moja yenye ujazo wa lita 3.Yupo kisimani anataka kupima lita 4 za maji.msaidie jinsi ya kupima hizo lita 4 kwa kutumia ndoo zake mbili.
Ntoto weyee wallahi wanimaliza, unrefu kama nkarafuu, mashallah wang'ara kama embe boribo, nywelezo zinnyooka kama kamba za mibungo, kifua kintuna kama nazi koroma, miguuyo injaa kama ndizi ya...
Nimemtembelea rafiki yangu mmoja nyumbani kwake maana alinialika kwenye sherehe ya mtoto wake wa kiume kutimiza umri wa miezi sita. Nikashangaa kukuta Lori aina ya fuso linateremsha shehena kubwa...