Lunchtime is Lunchtime
The office phone rings, one of the employees picks up and says:
"What kind of an idiot is it that dares to phone me in the middle of my lunch break?!?"
The caller shouts...
A man is sitting at home on the veranda with his wife having a beer, and he says, "I love you." She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me, talking to the beer."
A little boy said: Mum do you know that our house girl is an angel? Mum: Why do you say that junior? Lil Boy: Because I saw her naked with her hands on the wall shouting oh God I'm coming..... I'm...
Kuna jamaa watatu marafiki sana, mpaka kiasi wakawekeana nadhiri kuwa kila mmoja wao akifanya jambo awakumbuke wenzake,
umri ukaenda kija mmoja akafanya kazi yake,
mmoja wao akawa akienda bar...
Threads (pros and cons) khs tiba ya "Babu" zimekuwa nyingi mno. Kwa maoni yangu, ufupisho wa hizo zote ni huu:
Wapo wanaoona kuwa kupona ni kupona tu, kwa njia yoyote iwayo.
Wapo wanaoona kuwa...
Mzungu mmoja alipita na nyani wake karibu na muuza ndizi,nyani akapora ndizi akaila. Muuzaji akamind,mzungu akasema unamind nini wakati kala ndugu yako! Mzungu akaondoka. Aliporudi akakuta nyani...
Mwafrika na mzungu walikutana bus station, mzungu alikuwa na nyani na muafrika alikuwa na ndizi, baada ya muda mwafrika akamuomba mzungu amshikie ndizi yake ili aende chooni, kurudi anamuomba...
kuna jamaa mmoja alikufa bahati nzuri akaenda moja kwa moja mbinguni/peponi. Huko alikutana na maelfu ya wenzake na wote walikuwa kama walivyozaliwa(uchi) na walionekana kama walikufa katika umri...
The Mery's parents have five children,their names from first born to the fourth born is as follows 1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4. NONO. Now what is the name of the fifth child?
Very intriguing: This year we're going to experience four unusual dates!!???1/1/11,1/11/11,11/11/11,11/1/11 and that's not all...Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born-now add...
Mlio sikiliza power breakfast Leo najua Mmeipata vizuri.
Jamaa mburahati kauza mishkak ya paka for the last four years!
Amekiri kwa siku anauza paka wanne na kuendelea.
Hivi huyu jamaa hawezi...
Jamaa mmoja alimpokea baba yake kutoka kijijini.Baba yake toka kuzaliwa hakuwahi tia mguu mjini.Jamaa alikuwa akiishi mjini katika chumba kimoja na mkewe na mtoto wao mmoja hivyo ikawa vigumu...
Kuna mabasi mawili yakiwa na familia inayojiita ya babu yanaelekea kwa babu yakitokea mbeya
madai yao hawendi kutibiwa wanaenda mtembelea ndugu yao.
Wengine wanadai ni mjomba wao..
Wengine binam...
Hii ilitokea huko wilayani chunya mkoani mbeya.Mke na mume wakitoka shambani mara ghafla chatu mkubwa aliwavamia na kumdaka mwanaume.Wakati chatu anajiandaa kumvunja mbavu na hatimaye...