SAKATA la kondoo aliyezaliwa akiwa na maneno ya Kiarabu yenye maana ya neno Yasini, neno ambalo ni moja ya aya katika Koran Tukufu, limechukua sura mpya baada ya familia inayomiliki kondoo huyo...
thank you god for the gift of life, a life of peace, joy and serenity; full of charming parents, family, and friends. On my birthday, i always ask you to endow me with your spirit; that i may...
Teacher: Okay kids, I want you to make a sentance with 'liver' and 'cheese'.
The Rich kid: Yesterday my mom bought fresh liver and 500gr of cheese to cook pate and cheese cake. It was delicious...
''A Girl enters a S3X shop... GIRL: Where is the vibrator section!? CLERK: Over there madam GIRL: How much 4 this big red one? CLERK: Sorry madam, that is a fire extinguisher!.
Dini zetu zinatufundisha tuamini kuwa ukitenda mema, ukawacha maovu na ukamwamini Mungu wako, utaingia Peponi. Mara nying kwenye nyumba za ibada na mihadhara tunaambiwa:
"Usishughulishwe na raha...
About thirty lunatics were being transported by plane to another holding facility(Mirembe like).
They were thought to be recovered enough not to be escorted by a warden to their new destination...
Guyz am in town, where are u?
Lets keep in touch this evening?
Even if ur Usalama( All those who are here looking for what some one is doing) or Else please where are u?
Mambo ya Bongo sasa hivi kiboko; kuna mashopingi moli kama ya mtoni, Maubungo Plaza, Mayfair Plaza na maplaza mengine mengi tuuu! Maapatimenti, mariili esteti broka, mabangaloo, na maskai skrepa...
Mwanafunzi wa shule ya msingi Kakuyu amefukuzwa shule kwa kumuuliza mwalimu wake wa Kiingereza ambaye pia ni mwalimu mkuu wa shule hiyo kuwa dagaa kwa Kiingereza anaitwaje?
Mwalimu huyo...
Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After...
Jamaa mmoja alilewa sana pombe. Usiku akiwa amelala akaota ndoto anapaa na akafika mbinguni. Akawa amefurahi sana. Baadae akamwomba mungu ruhusa arudi duniani kidogo.wakamwambia ukishafika...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and...
kunajamaa mmoja alikuwa ni muoga sana wa kutenda dhambi, siku moja shetani akamtembelea na kumwambia kijana nakuomba uzini na mke wa mtu nitakulipa pesa, jamaa akakataa na kusema hiyo ni dhambi...
jamaa mmoja alienda kumpeleka mke wake hospitalini ili kujifungua...! kwakweli mama alikua kwenye hali mbaya sana ya uchungu.... walipofika dr akawaambia ametengeneza mashine ambayo inaweza...
Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets...
sikumoja ticha alikua anafundisha kuhusu mbuga za wanyama clas.akawauliza wanafunzi wangapi wangependa kutembelea mbuga za wanyama?wanafunzi wakanyosha vidole isipokua dogo mmoja ticha akamuuliza...