Once upon a time, the couple celebrated their 25th Year anniversary. They had become famous in the town for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.
Local newspaper editors had...
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he...
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates and saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and...
Mkaanga chips kaniacha hoi,kapasua yai la kwanza hamna kitu,la pili hamna kitu, la tatu hola akasema 'hii programu ya Ukimwi imefanikiwa mpaka kuku wa kienyeji wanatumia condom'
An 86-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal. The doctor says, "Gary everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with...
This poem was written by Jon Saxton (an author of math textbooks).
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((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0
Or for those who are allergic with numbers, here is...
There were two nuns..
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the...
Baba katika jina la Yesu,
Baba uliyeyageuza maji kuwa damu kule Misri,
Baba uliyeyagawanya maji wanao wakapita
Baba uliyebadili fimbo kuwa nyoka na nyoka kuwa fimbo.
Baba uliyesema utatupa yale...
Ndugu zangu,
Ninaumia sana kila ninapoiona nchi hii yenye neema sana, inavyopukutishwa na wageni nyuma ya watawala wetu.
Ninapoutazama mfumo wa utawala wetu usio na fursa ya wananchi kuamua juu ya...
Jamani hii dawa ya ucheshi na
kuondoa stress za maisha imeenda wapi??
Ni kwamba hawaitengenezi tena??
au Asprin, Tablet na Fellow Tablets wameitoa kwenye biashara..
nataka kujua ....
Asanteeni ....
hapa jf sasa hivi kuna thread nyingi za wema sepetu
kwa ujumla zote zinamponda kama alieshindikana hivina kadhalika
na kwa watanzania pia mtazamo uko hivi hivi........
niseme binafsi nimewahi...
Which Baby Are You?
Identify your personality by the baby/month you were born in. It's quite truthful.
January Babies
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom...
Brigadia mmoja aliamua kuwapima wanajeshi waliokuwa chini yake ili kuweza kubaini ni wakakamavu kwa kiasi gani. Siku moja aliamua kuwatembeza wanajeshi hao kwa mwendo wa ukakamavu kwa umbali wa...
An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London's most expensive hotels.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk...
Hivi ni ID name gani hapa JF ni ndefu kuliko zote?? Mi nimeiona hii Kibanga Ampiga MKoloni, manake imepitiliza hadi ile rangi ya dark blue for writing names.
Hii inawezwa kuingizwa kwenye...
Pembeni ya baa inayouza pombe za kienyeji kulikuwa na mlevi mmoja aliyekuwa anakojoa huku akitoa vijampo kwa sauti kubwa iliyokuwa ikiwakera walevi wenzie.Ndipo walipomuuliza mbona unakojoa huku...
Man went to a pub with his wife. When he left for the counter a prostitute approached his wife & whispered "DEMAND CASH B4 SEX," he doesn't PAY!
The wife gets angry and starts shouting at the...