mkuu naomba kuwasilisha,hivi ni kwanini kila mtu analalamika tu?prezida analalamika...... pm...... waziri wa..... katibu mkuu...... mkurugenzi wizarani......mkuu wa mkoa.....mkuu wa wilaya...
Hivi umewahi kujiuliza kwanini mtu akijamba anatema mate au alieko pembeni anatema mate, je kuna mahusiano gani kati ya harufu na mate? Je mate yanakua yamechafuka hataki kuyameza? Je akiyatema...
Siku moja baba mwenye nyumba alirudi ghafla nyumbani na kumkuta mkewe na House boy wake wakiivunja amri ya sita.
Mzee kwa hasira akamkaripia house boy wake.
Mzee: Wewe mwehu Ninakulipa ili...
Johnny:hello is this 911?
Police:yes whats your emergency
johnny:2 girls are fighting over me
police:and whats wrong with that?
Johnny:the ugly one is winning......hurry
Naogopa ban ndo maana nawaomba kibali enyi wakuu..
Pia naogopa jela ndo mana nawaomba enyi 'tcra' kbali kdogo tu kutoka kwenyu cha kuwatukana hawa watoa huduma ya mawasiliano 'tigo' kwa kuwa cku...
Jamaa flani aliezoea sana kushinda FACEBOOK alipigiwa cmu kuwa mkewe kafariki na kwamba anatakikana haraka fasta aende akamtambue kama ndie kweli mkewe...jamaa kadaisha "aisee nipo bize sanaaa...
A Question Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Identical Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your
WIFE?
The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't , he says u are PROUD .
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't , he says u...
Ticha mmoja alikuwa anapigisha pindi skul flan hivi,akiwa katikat ya kipindi tumbo likamshika ghafla akajamba ushuz,kwa aibu ya kutoa ushuz mbele za madenti akasepa clas.
Baada ya mwez hivi...
Tujaribuni kutoa heshima kwa ajira za wenzetu na za kwetu kama hivi:-
> Garden Boy
> Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
> House Maid
> Domestic Operations Specialist
> Typist
>...
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were...
Teacher: - What's wrong?
Johnny: - Our house is very small. Me,
my mum, my dad, sleep on the same bed.
Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny are u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slappes my...