Na umri wangu huu huwa bado natatizwa. Labda wakuu mwaweza msaidia ODM kufumbua hili fumbo.
Eti ni kweli?
Wanaume wanapokojoa (haja ndogo) lazima wateme mate?
Wanawake wanapokojoa (haja ndogo)...
Wakati wa uchumba na miaka michache ndani ya ndoa wife wangu nikimuita alikuwa akiitika Beeee .... ikifuatiwa na smile. Miaka kama saba na kuendelea ndani ya ndoa kila nikimuita anaitika Eeeee...
Kuna waungwana wenye magari lakini ukiwaona walivyo smart na magari yao machafu vitu viwili tofauti kabisa
wengine wanadiriki kusubiri mvua inyeshe ndio waanze kusafisha magari yao
vile vile kuna...
Nimeona watu wanashangaa kwenye sehemu za magazeti na internet kuhusu jd kuwa na mimba..
Labda msiojua mwanamke yoyote anaekuja dduniani lengo lake kubwa kabisa ni kuongeza duniani
eeh nasema hata...
Wadau hii nimeikuta sehemu nikacheka sana.
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girls , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM machine
Mimi na-declare interests kwamba ni mnazi wa kutupwa wa Yanga S.C. na Arsenal F.C. Week end iliyopita walininiyma raha kabisa.Nawasubiri CDM wanitoe kimasomaso Igunga.Ni hayo tu bandugu.
Je OIC inaruhusu ushoga?
kama hairuhusu kwa nini tunganganie kuwemo ndani ya JUMUIA YA MASHOGA ya COMMONWEALTH?
thread hii itatupa picha na kuwatambua za watetea mashoga wa JF ambao wanapinga...
Habari wana JF .. :poa
Jamani is it me ama jamvini kumepoa saana mida hii??
Sina hata topic hapa... Akili haijakaa ki-serious....
Sijachoka... Sina usingizi... Sina movie mpya ya kuangalia..:A...
Ninachukizwa sana na taarifa juu ya OCD Arusha kuwaita wananchi wenzie panya,
Ninachukizwa sana na jinsi serikali inavyoufanyia mzaha muswada wa katiba mpya,
Ninachukizwa sana na tabia ya baadhi...
Wakuu wenzangu nawapeni salam zangu, naomba tujadiliane kuhusu hili swali langu je jina lako lipo wapi katika mwili wako? Nawaombeni munijibu kwa busara asanteni nawasilisha.............
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why, of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks, "Where are you from?"
"I'm from...
santa : my ex-girlfriend's status on facebook says
"standing on the edge of a bridge"...
Banta : So did you comment anything ?
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Santa : No, I just poked her!
Exam Pattern ;
1995 - Answer all questions.
2000 - Answer any 5 questions.
2011 - Answer either (a) or (b).
2015 - Atleast read the question paper please.
2020 - Thanks for coming. Have a nice da