Nimechelewa ahadi ya kukutana na shemeji / wifi yenu mtarajiwa kwa dakika 10 tu nimekuta kaondoka na sms zinamiminika nyingi zikimalizia na asante / thanks. nakosa usingizi leo.
Umeme ulkatka kanisani,ghafla ukarudi! Mchungaji akasema,"kumamaye,umeme huo umerudi" Alickika mzee wa kanisa akiuliza kw hasira,"ni ****** gani anatukana kanisani?" Mmama mmoja muumin kwa hekima...
Nimechoka na udaku unaohusisha visa vya mapenzi na ngono. Mara eti huyu kafumaniwa na mke wa mtu, mara eti yule kambaka mkewe nk. Nakuletea aina mpya ya udaku unaohusu wanaJF kwa jinsi...
Jamani naombeni msaada nimeboeka hadi basi na hasira juu hv hawa wenyehii supermarket wanataka watu waende pale kuuza sura tuu? Kwasababu mimi sijawaelewa kabisa maana yao ya kutangaza kwenye...
Watoto wa siku hizi waliozaliwa kipindi cha jakaya wenyewe wamejikita kwenye bongo fleva za akina diamond na ali kiba. Sidhani kama wanapata ladha tulioipata sisi
Nakumbuka mimbo tuliyokuwa...
Padri alipotea mjini center, akamuambia kijana mmoja, naomba unifahamishe posta ilipo, kijana akamfahamisha mpaka akapajua.
Padri akamjibu asante kwa kunionesha njia na wewe njoo kanisani...
SKONGA SKONGA SKONGA
Hivi jaman watu tunafauatilia vizuri kile kipindi cha SKONGA cha EATV kinachoenedeshwa na Alan. Kiukweli nampa big-up sana Yule dogo lakini kinadhalilisha taifa(sorry kama...
Knock! Knock!....Namtafuta Rev Masanilo...yeyote mwenye habari yake naomba tafadhali maana nimemtafuta kila kona nayojua simpati naambiwa he been missing for about a month now...I am so worried...
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER...
Uko gerezani umefungwa kifungo kisicho na mwisho, unapewa nafasi moja ya kutoka gerezani iwapo utapita mtihani ulio mbele yako.
Mtihani wenyewewe.
Unaonywesha milango miwili, kila mlango...
Najua ulikua hujui jambo hili,sio wewe tu,bali wengi hawajui.Ni kwamba sio binadamu peke yake ambae anajihusisha na vitendo vya ushoga au usagaji.Wanyama nao kuna baadhi wana tabia hiyo,popo ndo...
Improving your vocabulary can come from incidental learning from context direct learning or a combination of a person like meThe best incidental learning comes from reading good books and...
wana jf kunawatu wengi wanakuwa wagumu kweli kusema huyu ni mke wangu au nimume wangu wanasema jamaa yangu anawivu au jamaa yangu hayupo home tuonane jion wanashindwa kutoa utambulisho
Mwanakwaya anamlalamikia Padre: "Padre mke wangu hajui kufanya mapenzi
kabisaa mi namwaacha haki ya nani tena .....!"
Padri akajibu kwa confidence: "Si bora mkeo anajua kidogo, Mke wa mpiga...