Kusema ukweli, mama ni mama.Nakumbukia na nayaona matumizi ya baadhi ya maneno aliokuwa akinieleza mama enzi nikiwa nakuwa..
1. Usingizi hauishi mwanagu..
2.Huwez kuacha kutamani mwangu,ila...
Ngoma yetu ya asili watu wa manda ludewa inaitwa MGANDA. Tunacheza tukiwa tumevaa kaptula nyeupe na mashati meupe huku tukipuliza "ligubu" na tukiwa tumeshika mkia wa ng'ombe mkononi. Ngoma ya...
Ni sababu gani zinazosababisha laini kuexpire? Kwa nini TIGO hawakoclear kueleza laini zao zinaexpire baada ya muda gani, ili mtu ujue kabla, kwani kuna wakati laini inaweza kuharibika ukiwa...
1: Their Last Name Stays With Them Forever,
2: Phone Conversations Last Just For 30 Secs Flat,
3: A Five Day Vacation Requires Only One Jeans,
4: If Someone Forgets To Invite Them,He Can Still Be...
Members ,
Ni matumaini yangu tumeamka salama J'3 ya leo.
Wiki kadhaa nyuma nikiwa katika mishemishe zangu za kusaka daily Bread , dira zangu siku hiyo zikahitaji niende pembezoni mwa Jiji...
INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall...
Nikiwa kama Mwenyekiti wa Kamati ya Maandalizi ya harusi hii kubwa, napenda kutoa taarifa kwa wanajamii wote mtoe mapendekezo ya Wenyeviti wa kamati mbalimbali na wajumbe wa kamati hizo ili...
Jamaa alirudi nyumbani kutoka kazini mchana bila kumtaarifu mkewe! Kufika akaingia ndani moja kwa moja, akamkuta mkewe kavaa chup* peke yake, yupo na njemba kifua wazi wamekumbatiana. Jamaa...
jamaa kutembea tembea akapita karibu na kiwanda cha tbl si akaanguka! watu walio kuwa karibu wakajua amezimia kwa uchovu au njaa si wakatafuta maji wakaanza kum mwagia ili azinduke,jamaa aka amka...
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy...
Kulikuwa na wakristo wawili walikuwa
wana njaa kweli siku 3 hawajala
wakaona msikiti moja akamwambia
mwenza pale msikiti hatuwez pata
chakula mpaka tuwe waislamu sasa
tubadilishe majina moja...
Wahaya kwa mbwembwe hawana mpinzani,jamaa ni mhudumu wa mochuari sasa anavyojitambulisha kwenye harusi,my name is Kamugisha am working with Muhimbili,infact professionally nawahudumia watu...
Kauli hii ni ya kawaida sana, lakini inapotolewa na kiongozi aliyeaminiwa na kukabidhiwa majukumu ya kitaifa, huwa inasikitisha, kushangaza na kusababisha watu wataharuki.
Adam Malima inabidi...
There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said "I've had enough of this flying south every winter, I'll just stay right here on this farm, what's the...
(1) They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.
(2) As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
(3) Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes...