Fact of Life

[Ndallo]

(1) They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.

(2) As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

(3) Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

(4) Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

(5) Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

(6) Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

(7) Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

(8) Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

 

[TANMO]

Duh..!
Mkuu Ndallo, hiyo ndiyo hali halisi au ni just the jokes?

 

[Amyner]

Daah! I still wanna get married! Inspite of ndallo's discouraging note! Lol

 

[Erickb52]

Daah! I still wanna get married! Inspite of ndallo's discouraging note! Lol

Huyu Ndallo hana nia nzuri baby wangu...
Sisi maua yetu hayatakufa kamwe na yataendelea kumea na kuwa mekundu zaidi

 

[Kabakabana]

Huyu Ndallo hana nia nzuri baby wangu...
Sisi maua yetu hayatakufa kamwe na yataendelea kumea na kuwa mekundu zaidi

every opportunity is a learning opportunity.

 

[Amyner]

Huyu Ndallo hana nia nzuri baby wangu...
Sisi maua yetu hayatakufa kamwe na yataendelea kumea na kuwa mekundu zaidi

Huwa mnabadilika nyie.. Mnaanza kuzusha business trips..

 

[Erickb52]

Huwa mnabadilika nyie.. Mnaanza kuzusha business trips..

Teh hayo ni maneno ya kuambiwa mumy....ingekuwa hivyo ndoa nyingi zingeshavunjika zamaniiiiii ila si unaona wanavyoenjoy hadi sana!!!!?

 

[Judgement]

Hapo No 3 , why Women live longer than a Man !
Hii ni zawadi "Specific award" kutoka kwa Mungu kwenda kwao wanawake. Hakuna cha wizard wala Mayai ya Bundi ,wala nini due
God Rules .
Kwamba watakua na maisha marefu.

 

[Erickb52]

Hapo No 3 , why Women live longer than a Man !
Hii ni zawadi "Specific award" kutoka kwa Mungu kwenda kwao wanawake. Hakuna cha wizard wala Mayai ya Bundi ,wala nini due
God Rules .
Kwamba watakua na maisha marefu.

Ila siku hizi tumeanza kukaribia kuishi sawa tu tena baada ya muda tutawapiga bao sana nakuishi saaaaaaana

 

[AshaDii]

Hakuna kitu kizuri kama ndoa... In marriage kama umepata mtu ambae ni worth it, You gain a partner... A friend... A hubby... Your love... someone to share speacial Moments and if God wills a bond of creating beautiful and wonderful beings... Ndoa haitakiwi usimuliwe, Inabidi u dare na U discover kuna nini... Na believe me you; yooote yapo, Ukitaka Machungu yapo, Ukitaka matamu yapo, Ukitaka Furaha ipo Ukitaka karaha ipo.... Inategemea na wewe ni nini wa provide kupata unacho kitafuta....

 

[Ambitious]

Hakuna kitu kizuri kama ndoa... In marriage kama umepata mtu ambae ni worth it, You gain a partner... A friend... A hubby... Your love... someone to share speacial Moments and if God wills a bond of creating beautiful and wonderful beings... Ndoa haitakiwi usimuliwe, Inabidi u dare na U discover kuna nini... Na believe me you; yooote yapo, Ukitaka Machungu yapo, Ukitaka matamu yapo, Ukitaka Furaha ipo Ukitaka karaha ipo.... Inategemea na wewe ni nini wa provide kupata unacho kitafuta....

Madam you sound like you've seen it all.Haven't you?