binafsi IMENIKALIA vizuri...hakuna stress hakuna kwikwi...wala mori aisee!..
ujue we live once...SO MAKE THE MOST OF IT...kuna watu ni vijana lakini wanaishi maisha ya kizee!...tumia kidogo...
...Napendekeza tutafute memebr ambaye tutamsimika Uchifu wa Jf Chit-Chat...
...kama wanavyosimikwa..viongozi wengine....
....Pendekeza Jina la Member...asimikwe Uchifu....awe Me au Ke...ili...
Mi wakinipa hii nchi kwanza wanyoa viduku wote nawatia ndani, na jeshi lote nalivunja, jeshi la nn akat nchi ina amani, masharobaro wote wanakuwa wahudumu wa bar, wewe ukiwa raisi utafanyaje?
Mpenzi wangu wa muda mrefu aninishangaza!
Mimi nilisafiri kwa takribani mwaka mmoja lakini tulikua tunawasiliana kama kawaida
Baada ya kurudi tukawa pamoja kama kawaida lakini nilianza kuona...
Susan Dhliwayo was stunned when she pulled her car over recently to pick up a group of male hitchhikers and they refused to get in. The reason? They feared being raped.
Sensational reports of...
Wakazi wa MBAGALA wanagombania usafiri wa basi kama kawaida yao, bibi1 alipanda bila shida akapata SITI alianza kulia sana,konda akamuuliza
"bibi unalia nini sasa" Bibi akajibu" miaka yote 35...
vyakula hivi vifuatavyo vinafanana sana na U-UME...nasikia vinasaidia sana pia katika maswala ya NGUVU za KIUME...JE unafahamu hivyo?au hata zaidi ya hapo!
Kuna mambo 9 ninayajua
kukuhusu wewe...
1.Unaisoma hii joke yangu.
2.Huwezi kugusa meno
yako yote kwa ulimi wako.
4.Umejaribu kuyagusa.
5.Unacheka/umetabasam.
6.Hujagundua kama
nimeiruka namba 3...
Hivi itakuaje siku chama cha upizani ikitinga ikulu, mfano, Dr Slaa ndo Rais wa Tz' sherehe zitakuaje mtaani! Nadhani walevi watalewa wiki3 bila kwenda jobb, kwa sisi wacha MUNGU 2tafunga wiki...
Kukopa wakati huna uwezo wa kulipa.... Uliwaza nnini???
Kuvaa kata k aka mlegezo wakati chupi chafu..... Uliwaza nini???
Kula kavu kavu wakati unajua anaumwa ngoma.... Uliwaza nini???
Kupanda...
nimeshuhudia leo katika uwanja wa PR School Ngaresero CCM wakitukana na kusema Chadema wanamimba,Dr Slaa ana mimba na watajifungua tarehe 1 April...
Aliyesikia mengine tafadhari tuwajulishe...
Cku 1 Papa Benedict 16 alikua anataka kwenda kufanya shopping. Akamchukua dereva wake lakini akamwambia niache niendeshe mm! Kufika njiani trafic akawacmamisha kuangalia vzr ndani ya gari yule...
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Log In - To Have It
Post - To Express
... Share - To Be With
Like - To FEEL Being Impress
Comment - To Show Up
Remove - If You FEEL Bored
Accept - You Got...
An Intelligent Wife
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women"
Ill Hubby
Husband was seriously ill.Doctor to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant...