JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Wakuu nimepigiwa simu asubuhi hii na jenerali wa anga na nchi kavu a.k.a mzee wa route a.k.a kamanda Sijali a.k.a ****** a.k.a Mzee wa kaya a.k.a shauri yenu a.k.a handsome boy a.k.a Mzee wa...
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Maisha Bora kwa kila waziri, Bora Maisha kwa Kila Mtanzania.
hii nimeisikia kwa jamii ya watu fulani huko mitaani. Imekaa ki Chichat but Ni siasa iliyojificha.
Nafikiri sio upepo mzuri kwa...
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*mi huwa naiweka fresh Ch*pi yangu,au najikuna vizuri kwenye nyeti*
wewe je?
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No offence lakini kiukweli i found out humu kuna a lot of wanna be's and wanna try dudes and chicks perhaps,, or maybe am just too old.. khaaaa!!!<BR>i am not complaining or anything but i cant...
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Kuna mtoto aliokota Pete y DHAHABU....mara tu akatokea jamaa na kumwambia " Hiyo pete nipe mimi" MTOTO, "naenda kumpa demu wangu.... JAMAA "mpaka wewe una demu hata kukojoa bado hujaanza"? MTOTO...
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..............Jamaa alimuuliza Demu wake.
Jamaa:Mimi na Choo, Bora Nani.
Demu: Bora Wewe!
Jamaa:Siyo Kweli! Mbona Ukienda Chooni Unavua Chupi mbiombio, lakini ukija kwangu mpaka NIKUBEMBELEZE...
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Hali halisi
- communication: WIRELESS
- dresses: TOPLESS
- phones: CORDLESS,
- youths: JOBLESS,
- relationships: LOVELESS,
- politics: SHAMELESS,
- politicians: TRUTHLESS,
- education...
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A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor.
The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.
She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."
The...
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Fri<end>
Girl<end>
Boyfri<end>
everthing has and 'END' except for'
FAM<ILY> which has an"I LOVE YOU" in
it.value it,Its precious!!! Value it
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...idadi ya 'likes' nilizotoa zilingane na nilizopewa. Haiwezekani mimi niwe wa kutoa kila siku tu, halafu nyie hamnipi. Hebu chungulia mwenyewe hapo kwenye profile yangu.
...manina!
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1. j.k-vasco da gama
2. Mama salma-imelda marcus
3.makinda-bi.kiroboto
-endeleza list-
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Wapendwa, unapoibiwa ukakosa pa kushtaki inauma maradufu.
Nakumbuka zamani pale soko la Ilala wafanya biashara wa Kuku walikua wakiwapaka Kuku wagonjwa Pilipili ya unga katika ile sehemu ya nyuma...
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Kuna jamaa alikuwa anamfukuzia demu lakini yule dem akawa anachomoa,siku moja huyu dem alikuwa anafua nguo zake za ndani "chupi",jama akatokea pale na kuomba maji ya kunywa.Ile dem anarudh...
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Jamaa alirudi nyumbani kwa furaha na kumwambia mkewe. Mke wangu, nimepata zawadi ya boksi la Condom za dhahabu! nimeshinda shindano la "ishi daima na condom". Mkewe aliyekuwa anataka kutoka...
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Yafuatayo ni maoni ya baadhi ya wadau...
Dereva: trafiki wacwepo barabarani
Mwanafunzi: hesabu zifutwe mashuleni.
Mfanyabiashara: TRA itaifishwe.
Mlevi: baa ziwepo maofisini.
Mdau na ww...
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Salam, nikaribisheni jamani hapa kwenu..mie sie mtaalam,
Naanza na hii...wewe ni bosi na wafanyakazi wanakugaya sana, siku moja umeenda haja na baada ya kumaliza wataka kuflashi bahati mbaya hamna...
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Kwa kuu kama mlivyosikia kwenye vyombo vya habari,kikundi alichokua anaongoza Osama Ole Laden wametangaza kua iko wazi,mpaka sasa aliyetumam CV nia Ali Alawi, Je wewe kazi unaiweza?Tuma CV yako
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kiukweli net yangu imepasuka mbaya...saa ingine naamka mguu uko nje...
kwa kuadhimisha siku ya malaria,nimeamua kuipeleka kwa fundi kuishona...be honest,net yako ni nzima?
malaria...
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