Mi ni kijana rijali,natafuta msichana ili tukielewana awe mke wangu wa ndoa, awe mkristo,mzuri,co wa kichina, muelewa na mvumilivu katika maisha! Ni haya tu wanajamii, atakayependezwa naomba ani...
Contest: Beer vs. Pussy
A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice...
Njemba hiyo iliyopewa jina la Yanga kutokana na meno yake kuwa ya njano mno...ilimuua Simba mla watu kwa mkuki huko maeneo ya Muswimbazyi karibu na mbuga ya wanyama Mikumi.
'nilimchoma sehemu...
There has been a suggestion that more babies are born at Full Moon. Let us test this. What was the phase of the
moon when you were born?
Wakati Boflo anazaliwa moon phase ilikuwa nusu (50%)...
Haya ni majibizano kati ya mama mmoja na wanae wawili aliowaacha nyumbani baada ya mlo wa mchana.
Ninyi watoto. Nani kadokoa mboga zangu?
Mtoto1.:m cjui
mtoto2.:hata m cjui
mama.:ninyi...
Jamani FLD ndio nini?????haya majaaa wameniandikia kwenye matokeo yangu ya form six!!!!!!naona kuna kila sababu ya kuvunja muungano.
Ebu nipeni ushauri nifanye nn...
Nilikuwa ktk daladala. Nikawa nimesikia kwa kuibia kuwa mkuu wa zamani wa shule ya pugu hadi mwaka 1994 na hatimaye kuhamia Tambaza Mwl Amon Mtera pamoja na mke wake mama Mtera kuwa walifariki...
Mama wa kijaluo alienda hospitali baada ya kujisikia mwili hauko vizur, alipofika hospitali mazungumzo yake na doc yalikuwa hivi
doc : mama unasumbuliwa na nn
mama : hapana kojoa
doc : enhe hlo...
Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job.
Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good Job.
Santa singh says, OK, next time we will apply...
Wakuu nimekutana na hili gazeti Superstar ingawa la muda kidogo (20 April 2012) na moja kati ya habari picha yao imenivunja mbavu nikaona si vibaya kuShare nanyi.
Soma maelezo ya picha kwa...
When you don't want to marry your girlfriend, just say:
baby,you know i love you very much and care about you,i just bought a 20 carat gold ring and i'm planning to propose when Arsenal wins both...
A man waved his wife goodbye as he was traveling out of town with the driver to drop him at the airport.
On his way, he remembered he forgot an important document and returned home.
His wife...
Jumapili nimeamkia salama kabisa namshukuru Mungu, church nimehudhuria kama kawa, nimerudi nimefungua jf kuchungulia nipate mawili matatu, ila kwa lunch ya mchana bado sijapata ila nimepanga...