Teacher: Ok class, lets show the principal & our guests how much
we've learnt so far this year! Lets do comparisons So I say small,
you say small, smaller, smallest..
[students nod]
Teacher...
Bakari ni house boy mara nyingi
huiba wine ya boss wake na kisha
kuongeza maji kwenye chupa ili
boss asigundue.
Mara kadhaa boss
alihisi ladha tofauti anapokunywa
wine hivyo kuhisi kuna...
A Guy and his girlfriend went to commit sucide on Top of a building,their planz were to jump off the building,they both decided that on the count of three, "we
jump"
but the girl didnt,
The guy...
Well pindi niko o'level katika shule iitwayo Peace secondary huko Bukoba nilikutwa na bonge la mkasa..
Kwenye mida ya saa kumi na dakika kumi hv nilitoka darasani {vipindi vilikuwa vinaisha saa...
Kufuatia hali ya uchumi kua ngumu ninampango wa kubadilisha fani niliyo nayo,. Kwa ufupi ninafani ya hotel,,ninaumri wa miaka 38,nataka kubadilisha fani,,nimeziangalia hizo mbili yaani kufanya...
Haya sasa!! Hawa ndio watoto wetu!!! Je ni kweli kizazi cha NYOKA?? Mimi sitii neno hapa, Jionee mwenyewe LIVE! tena bila chenga halafu uniambie umeona nini.
When I first met You Jamii Forum,
I fell in love so fast, I knew right then,
You were the one and only one for me;
I'd never have to look for love again.
Each anniversary finds us happier;
You...
..sina NENO lingine.....zaidi ya...
...ukimuona utamuona NATURALY...sio mpenda MAKUU
...na KILA nikitazama nazidi KUMPENDA.. TU...
..Mtoto Hana Mapozi...na wala si SISTA duu.. Preta
Tangu nikiwa na umri wa miaka 25 nilitamani kuwa na mwenza lakini kwa bahati mbaya sijajaliwa kumpata ambaye naona tunaweza kuanzisha familia pamoja. Naomba nieleweke kuwa I'm not so selective au...
An Arab prince writes to his sheikh
father:
Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful,
people r nice and I really like it here.
But Dad I am a bit ashamed 2 arrive at
my own college with my...