JF Chit-Chats

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Naingia mgahawani kupata kifungua kinywa natengenezewa mayai matatu na vikorombwezo vyake..bili inakuja elfu tatu kwa mayai tu..nauliza kwanini mayai mnauza bei ghali hivyo?? Mhudumu...
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Mnyonge mnyongeni lakini haki yake mpeni.Pamoja na kuwa na sura na tabia za kijelajela lakini hakika ubunifu wako unaibeba chi chat.Tulizana sasa,stick to what you can do best,to cheat chat,achana...
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Mh speaker awali ya yote napenda kutoa pongezi za dhati kwa mke wangu mpendwa,leo amepika chai tamu sana Napenda kumpongeza mtoto wangu wa kike kwani mpaka mda huu hajapata boifrendi wala mimba...
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Habari wana jamvi, natumaini mmeshinda vyema. Iko hivi kuna dada mmoja simfaham kiundani, tumefahamiana kwenye mitandao ya kijamii. Yeye anasema yupo Senegal kwenye kambi ya wakimbizi, ila...
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Tukio hilo nililishuhudia hivi karibuni katika viunga vya Mwenge hapa jiji Dar wakati naenda Hospitali. Nilikuwa nimesimama kwenye duka moja la kuuza Dawa kuulizia dawa fulani ambayo niliandikiwa...
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Hi, Just want to have/make more friends (normal), be wise. No Sex/gender restrictions...!!! LOVE YOU ALL!!
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Yani mnapenda kupendwa tu na wenza wenu!!, nyie kupenda aah!!, unasubiria mwenzako tu aseme anakupenda!!. roho mbaya!!. Kwani inakuchukua gharama gani kumwambia mwenzako unampenda!!.
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After having sex:- Americans n Europeans:They look for drinks to cool themselves n chat a little Asians(indians)-They rush to the kitchen,grab whatever is left there and eat it with chillie...
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Q: Umenyoa nywele? A: Hapana, nimebadilisha kichwa. Q: Hiyo simu umenunua? A: Hapana nimeitengeneza mwenyewe. Q: Utakula mboga na nini? A: Mdomo (Simu inaita usiku,then aliyepiga...
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Ajali za barabarani ni moja kati ya sababu zinazosababisha upotevu wa nguvu kazi ya taifa. Imekuwa kawaida kwa magari ya abiria kuzidisha mizigo wanakuwa wanawaomba watu wasogee mbele pindi...
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Mh..nipo ofisini kazi si nyingi kivile, Tunapata early tea hapa niko na immediate bosi wangu na wadada wawili.. Topic of discussion: Mdada huyu mmoja ana mume yu masomoni Dodoma. Sasa...
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Kuna mlevi mmoja alipanda dala dala akaenda kukaa seat 1 na mlokole..yule mlokole akamwambia mlevi,kaka unaenda motoni..yule mlevi akajibu ahh konda kumbe hauendi kariakoo?nishushe basi
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Fikiria wewe ni mtangazaji wa mpira.Mechi inayochezwa ni kati ya timu ya mkoa wa Mbeya na timu ya mkoa wa Kagera....hivi ndivyo utakavyoutangaza mpira. ...Anakwenda pale Andendenisye...
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Jogoo alikuwa anamkimbiza jike hku akiwaza nikimkamata leo atanikoma na nikimkosa nitazuga nafanya mazoezi ya kukimbia. Jike nae alikuwa anakimbia huku akiwaza ngoja nikimbie nikisimama...
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Hi Wadada Mwezi mtukufu huo waja, leo nimeona nishare nanyi baadhi ya designs kutoka huko Dubai na Mascat ili mpate idea wakati mkijiandaa na mwezi Mtukufu. Kama umevutiwa kupata mambo zaidi...
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mwenzenu nimealikwa....ndo naenda hivo... Zinduna. Mwali. gfsonwin.. Kongosho.... Nanyi nyoote Njooooooooooooni......
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Mtoto wa kike kaanza kukuwa akaota mavuzi akamfata mama yake na kumueleza,"mama nimeota magoya huku chini" mama akacheka kidogo kupotezea akamwambia hiyo sehemu inaitwa MONKEY. Kwenye chakula cha...
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Mdada na mkaka walikuwa wanapita madukani, si mdada akakiona kiatu kimoja kizuri, bei alfu stini. MDADA: Mdada mweee kiatu kizuri ningekuwa sijasahau hela nyumbani ningekinunua, ninunulie...
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Habari za siku nyingi my dears? Ningependa tu kujua tu,hivi ni lazima kwa watu walio kwenye relationship(not married neither engaged) kuambizana leo nimepata salary?is it an obligation?if...
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Wadada wajf Natafuta gal wa kuchat nae tonight through sms....kwa ambaye yupo interested ani-pm then ntamtumia no.yangu ya simu
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