Jogoo

[Viol]

Jogoo alikuwa anamkimbiza jike hku akiwaza nikimkamata leo atanikoma na nikimkosa nitazuga nafanya mazoezi ya kukimbia. Jike nae alikuwa anakimbia huku akiwaza ngoja nikimbie nikisimama ataniona malaya &akinikosa nitabaki bila kutolewa hamu zangu ngoja nikimbie tartibu ili anipate.


Nani hapo umamwona mjanja?

 

[Viol]

Sister alijifungua mtoto hospitali,watu wakashangaa mtoto anacheka badala ya kulia.
daktari akamwangalia mtoto vizuri akaona kuna kitu mtoto ameshikilia mkononi,
akamshika mkono na kufungua mkono,wakashangaa kuona mtoto anacheka huku ameshikilia vidoge
kisha akamwangalia mama usoni na kumwambia "hakuna silaha itakayoweza kuniangamiza"

 

[Viol]

Msichana akiwa anaenda benki kabla hajafika kwa bahati nzuri akamwona boyfriend wake kwa mbali anadraw ATM,
akaamua amwandikie sms haraka.
Msichana:mpenzi kama unalala nitumie ndoto,kama unakula nitumie chakula,kama unalia nitumie machozi yako,
kama unacheka nitumia kicheko
Mvulana:nipo chooni.

kugeuka nyuma anamwona girfriend wake,sijui nini kilitokea

 

[MC babuu]

Mjanja ni ww mkuu

 

[Viol]

Mjanja ni ww mkuu

Thanks MC babuu

 

[sister]

Msichana akiwa anaenda benki kabla hajafika kwa bahati nzuri akamwona boyfriend wake kwa mbali anadraw ATM,
akaamua amwandikie sms haraka.
Msichana:mpenzi kama unalala nitumie ndoto,kama unakula nitumie chakula,kama unalia nitumie machozi yako,
kama unacheka nitumia kicheko
Mvulana:nipo chooni.

kugeuka nyuma anamwona girfriend wake,sijui nini kilitokea

hahahha..........nitumie hicho hicho cha chooni.

 

[Viol]

hahahha..........nitumie hicho hicho cha chooni.

sister najua unataka cha chooni maana umeshaona sipo chooni.

 

[sister]

sister najua unataka cha chooni maana umeshaona sipo chooni.

ndo hapo chacha.

 

[Viol]

ndo hapo chacha.

sister na we ulinionaje,acha kunifuatilia hivo bhana,mbona mi sijawahi kukuona ukidraw

 

[sister]

sister na we ulinionaje,acha kunifuatilia hivo bhana,mbona mi sijawahi kukuona ukidraw

maono tu...........nilikuona upo bank nikaja na kweli nikakukuta uko.

 

[Viol]

maono tu...........nilikuona upo bank nikaja na kweli nikakukuta uko.

sister maono yako ni bank tu eeh?maana kwingine sijawahi kukuona,unanikosesha amani bhana

 

[sister]

sister maono yako ni bank tu eeh?maana kwingine sijawahi kukuona,unanikosesha amani bhana

hata uko kwingine uwa nakuonaga sema tu nakupotezea ila la bank nilitaka kuthibitisha kama utasema ukweli.

 

[Mwanahisa]

Sasa Excellent na Sister huko mnakoenda mtachekeshana wenyewe, hebu rudini haraka!

 

[Bishop Hiluka]

Msichana akiwa anaenda benki kabla hajafika kwa bahati nzuri akamwona boyfriend wake kwa mbali anadraw ATM,
akaamua amwandikie sms haraka.
Msichana:mpenzi kama unalala nitumie ndoto,kama unakula nitumie chakula,kama unalia nitumie machozi yako,
kama unacheka nitumia kicheko
Mvulana:nipo chooni.

kugeuka nyuma anamwona girfriend wake,sijui nini kilitokea

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!! Unajua nini kilifuata?
Mvulana: Nilimaanisha kuwa nakunya pesa, si unaona!...

 

[Leak]

Hakuna mjanja

 

[piper]

Goma dorooooooooooooooooo

 

[KML]

wote maa laya tu

 

[sakapal]

sister najua unataka cha chooni maana umeshaona sipo chooni.

hehehee anataka kifaa kinachotumika chooni umpe hichohicho wala c pesa....!

 

[Viol]

hehehee anataka kifaa kinachotumika chooni umpe hichohicho wala c pesa....!

sasa hapo ndo atanipa kibuti mazima