m*oo alimtembelea k*ma akawa analaumu huku kwako siji tena kwanza kuna GIZA UTELEZI JOTO KALI hataHEWA SIPATI yani kila nikija NATAPIKA K*ma akajibu nyooooooooo!unalalamika nini uongo tuu kwani...
Mmarekani, Mhaya naMjapani walikutana ndani ya Sauna kwenye Hotel ya Hilton Manhattam Jijini NewYork. Wote wakiwa uchi wakifurahia unyunyuunyunyu wa kwenye Sauna. GhaflaMmarekana akafanya kama...
Katika utafiti wangu wa muda mrefu nimegundua neno MONEY au FEDHA likawa neno lenye m'badala wa maneno mengi similar kulikusu, labda kuliko maneno yote katika kingereza na Kiswahili .
Vinginevyo...
INTRO: Kentai is a masai boy.
KENTAI can tie and untie a tie. If Kentai can tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie and untie a tie like Kentai tie and untie a tie? READ LOUDLY U WILL C SMTHNG.
Nilikuwa nasafiri kutoka Msata - Pwani kuja Dar, Tulipofika Kongowe, alipanda jamaa mmoja akiwa ameongozana na mwanamke mmoja mrefu kiasi na unene kiasi. Walipokaa kwenye siti wakawa wanaendelea...
Mapema ya leo Swaiba wa mie wa karibu, alinipigia niende kwake haraka kuna tatizo la dharura.
Mara tu nilipofika nikakuta sintofahamu ya Swaiba wakitupiana maneno makalimakali na Mkewe , matusi...
Why is that , when you transport something by Car it is called a
SHIPMENT.
But when you transport something by Ship it is called a
CARGO ?
Na mzigo ni uleule?
Kufuatia kwangu kua si mahiri...
Mume: Mke wangu nadhani sasa ni muda muafaka wa kutafuta sekretari pale ofisini kwangu, kazi zimekuwa nyingi mno.
Mke: Ni kweli mume wangu usijezeeka bure, ila naomba utafute mwanamke mwenye sura...
Huyu alikua house boy wangu ambaye nilimuajiri kwa mkataba.Kipindi cha nyuma nilipata matatizo na kufungwa kwa siku 21,sasa nimerudi nakuta house boy wangu kakomba kila kitu,huyu alikua anaitwa...
Kijana mwenye umri wa miaka 20 wa nchini Marekani ambaye alikuwa akilalamika kuwa anashindwa kumwaga sera za kuwavutia mabinti, aliamua kumpiga nyundo ya kichwa bibi yake ili apunguze haja zake za...
Jamani Tujadili..Who really owns a man? His mother or wife?
Mother:- My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for 1 year,
Wife:- He sucks mine now and sucked it for more
than 5yrs...
A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA, sent by their sister.
The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's...
habari zenyu bhana!
unazikumbuka aina za maua? me nakumbuka maua pesa, karikiti na kitenge. enzi hizo tunashindana kupanda maua.tena ukimtembelea rafikio must uangalia ni ua gani kwenu halipo...
za sa hizi wanajamvi wazima ninyi? Mi nataka kujua kitu kutoka kwenu nahitaji kujua ivi unahisi beibe nasty a.k.a jg'S wife anamuonekano upi? N atakua mtu wa aina gaani?
Nawasilisha.
MUME:"Mke wangu,nadhani sasa ni muda mwafaka wa kuajiri secretari pale ofisini mwangu,kazi zimekuwa nyingi sana!"MKE:"Sawa mume wangu usije ukazeeka bure,ila nakuomba utafute mwanamke mwenye...