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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kashengo, Sep 9, 2012.

  1. kashengo

    kashengo JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]Jamani Tujadili..Who really owns a man? His mother or wife?
    Mother:- My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for 1 year,
    Wife:- He sucks mine now and sucked it for more
    than 5yrs and is still sucking,
    Mother:- I carried him for nine months.
    Wife:- He was only 3.5kg then, so whats the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.
    Mother.:- He passed between my legs.
    Wife:- Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays
    in-between my legs like everyday.

    so who really owns a man?

  2. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Du du lololoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!