Re: Application for Employment

[Manager]

Date: Today
To: General Manager (Lumumba Street)
From: Me
Subject: APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the technical manager at your company and hereby apply for the replacement deceased manager.

Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there is no vacancy. But in this case I have caught you red-handed. And you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before making my application.

Yours Sincerely

NB: Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate

My Take: Kama wewe ni Manager, utamjibu vipi, maana jamaa katoa ushahidi wote????

 

[Manager]

Mambo ya mtaa wa Lumumba hayo, kamuulize Mkono!!!

 

[toghocho]

duh, nimeshindwa kuona picha but i hope ni funny

 

[Manager]

duh, nimeshindwa kuona picha but i hope ni funny

Nimerekebisha mpendwa, hope you will make your application too!

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Repeated,ipo tayari humu.

 

[Manager]

Repeated,ipo tayari humu.[/QUOT]
Wengine hatukuiona, anyway hakuna kipya chini ya jua mkuu! Wewe mwenyewe umerudia maneno ya mtu fulani humu! Kwi kwiiiiiiiii

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Well done!

Format imebadilishwa mkuu!!

 

[MTENDAHAKI]

We have 5 similar letters of application and all of them are more qualified than you!We are really sorry for you!

 

[dabo kliki]

Tuweke hii original kabisa

 

[Manager]

Tuweke hii original kabisa View attachment 66794

Wengine walishindwa kuiona kwenye simu ya Mchina mkuu!!! Asante kwa kujali

 

[Manager]

We have 5 similar letters of application and all of them are more qualified than you!We are really sorry for you!

Naenda mbele kutafuta kazi kwingine, hapa haikuwa riziki yangu. Asante kwa disappointment!