Bujibuji na mchina wake

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

 

[Kobe]

Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Haha haha, hahaha. .mkuu umenifurahisha sana nipo hapa hotel napata msosi nimecheka kwa sauti maana nipo alone mpk jamaa wengine wametabasam kwa hiki kicheko.

 

[steveachi]

Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

teh teh teh teh,mjomba,kweli mchina ni nouma

 

[mpinga shetani]

Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

uuuwi, mbavu zangu!!!

 

[Ralphryder]

Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Kweli wee bujibuji!

 

[Mnyamwezi wa Urambo]

Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Mkuu kuna simu ya mchina ina hiyo kitu? Duh basi na mimi ngoja nitafute moja.

 

[sifongo]

Haha haha, hahaha. .mkuu umenifurahisha sana nipo hapa hotel napata msosi nimecheka kwa sauti maana nipo alone mpk jamaa wengine wametabasam kwa hiki kicheko.

Hakika lazima ucheke.........jamaa ni soo.

 

[TAMKO]

Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

JF.. Mh..!!

 

[kigoda]

Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Kwi,kwi,kwi, nini kimekusibu leo mkuu? Twendezetu photos bana. Naona umeshaanza kuchanganya habari wewe!

 

[Alvin Slain]

Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA kama_________ 1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 .... 2. Simu ina Tv,microwave,torch,kikata kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara 3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth pickii 4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang 5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1 missed call 6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry likawashwa kitu kinaandika "Charger Connected" 7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na bettry mbili 8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika "insert sim card" 9.ukipost status facebook ina post 10 nyingine bila ww kujua 10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu inaonesha new hardware found, please enter pairing code[hongera nimefurah sana!

 

[Blac kid]

Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Hahahahaha! We jamaa ni kichwa umetuondoa kwny mada.

 

[Genekai]

Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Hii nayo kali haki ya mama!!!

 

[Tango73]

Haha haha, hahaha. .mkuu umenifurahisha sana nipo hapa hotel napata msosi nimecheka kwa sauti maana nipo alone mpk jamaa wengine wametabasam kwa hiki kicheko.

UPO RESTAURANT unapata msosi na sio hotelini.

 

[Chuck j]

Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

bujibuji we mbaya sana,,,

 

[sosoliso]

Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Mkuu hii kali.. Yaani ndege ikipita inaonyesha micd cal..!

 

[Githeri]

Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili

DUH! Watu mnafikiria sana.

 

[Bilionea Asigwa]

Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Dah aisee nimecheka sana.....

 

[Nguruvi3]

Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Wewe Bujibuji ''huna akili nzuri''. Na usirudie tena kuumiza mbavu zetu kiasi hiki.

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

UPO RESTAURANT unapata msosi na sio hotelini.

Labda yupo kwenye Restaurant ambayo iko ndani ya Hotel, otherwise ndiyo yale yale mtu yupo kwenye kibanda cha chips (mgahawa) anasema yupo Hotelini.

Jana tu nimepita sehemu wanauza vichwa na miguu ya kuku, nikaisikia njemba moja pale imeshika mguu wa kuku huku anamwambia mwenzake kwenye simu nipo hapa nakula kuku, amazing

 

[Ally Kombo]

Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code

Tehee tehe tihiii hii hii ..........buji yako nakamata shanga yangu !