HOMOSAPIEN
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- Mar 31, 2011
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[h=5]A man & his ever nagging wife
went out on a vacation to
Jerusalem.While they were
there,the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home
for $ 5000 or you can bury her
here in the Holy Land for $ 150."
The man thought about it & told
him he'd just have her shipped
home.
The undertaker asked,
"Why would you spend $ 5000
dollars to ship your wife home
when it would be economical for
you to spend $ 150 and have her
buried here?"
The man replied,
"Long,long ago,a man died
here,was buried here and 3 days
later,he rose from the dead.I don't
want to take that chance!":israel::israel:[/h]
went out on a vacation to
Jerusalem.While they were
there,the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home
for $ 5000 or you can bury her
here in the Holy Land for $ 150."
The man thought about it & told
him he'd just have her shipped
home.
The undertaker asked,
"Why would you spend $ 5000
dollars to ship your wife home
when it would be economical for
you to spend $ 150 and have her
buried here?"
The man replied,
"Long,long ago,a man died
here,was buried here and 3 days
later,he rose from the dead.I don't
want to take that chance!":israel::israel:[/h]
