JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
watu wote tunaishi kwa bajeti ila hii kiboko.
Mkinga mmoja alitumbikia kwenye kisima cha maji
akapiga kelele,Mkewe akaja na kamba mpya akamrushia,mume akauliza
"umenunua shilingi ngapi"?
Mke...
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Hivi ngoja niwaulize wadau wenzangu.Kiukweli sigara na mchaga ni nani anatoka moshi?
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Watu wawili, mwanamke na mwanamme walikwenda kwa daktari mtaalamu wa mambo ya uzazi.
Daktari akawauliza, "Ninaweza kuwasaidia nini?"
Mwanaume akamwambia, "Tafadhali daktari unaweza...
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Je, wajua kuwa vitu
vitamu huanza na herufi
"K" mfano keki,
kitumbua, kababu,
karanga,Kuku, kitimoto, kalimati,
TAJA KITU KINGINE KITAMU KINACHOANZA NA "K"
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Habari zenu!
Kwa mara ya pili nimefanikiwa kutembea kutokea Mbagala mwisho hadi Mbweni ( masite ). msizoe sana kutumia magari, mkumbuke kutembea napo ni mazoezi.
'Ubarikiwe na siku yako iwe...
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Afukuzwa hotelini, na kupigwa black list asikanyage hotelini hapo, mwenyewe adai binti alitaka kumbaka wakati alipokwenda kumtandikia kitanda.. Ahamia logde maeneo ya Pasiansi.....
More update to...
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Jamaa alienda kuomba kazi ya ulinzi
akaambiwa awe amemaliza kidato cha 4 na awe anajua kiingereza
Naye akawauliza kwani wanaokuja kuiba ni wasomi au wazungu?
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Ndugu wana JF mimi ni mgeni nataka kuwa salimia. Kwa walio nizidi umri Shikamoo
Kwa vijana wenzangu Maboooo
Kwa muda mrefu nimekuwa na soma trend mbali mbali kwa ujumla nimefurahi sana kuona ni...
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LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged...
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Wakiwa ndani ya kanisa mtoto alimuambia mamake,mama nataka kukojoa..mama akamjibu hio sio njia nzuri ya kusema.wakati mwingine ukiwa ndani ya kanisa na unaskia kukojoa sema unataka...
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Mambo yanaendaje waungwana?
Mbele yenu ni Nakadori kutoka mkoa wa kilimanjaro, naomba uniulize chochote kuhusu mimi iwe kuhusu mapenzi, uchumi, elimu, na mengine yoote nami nitakujibu kwa ufasaha...
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Niombeeni,hali yangu ya kiafya si njema hata kidogo!!
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SHOCK at ICC as 8 WITNESSES refuse to testify against President Elect UHURU KENYATTA. Panic and anxiety gripped the offices of the International Criminal Court (ICC) on Monday, after 8 key...
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HIZI NDIO SIFA ZA KILA MKOA TANZANIA;
1. DAR - Utapeli
2. ARUSHA - Ustaarabu
3. MBEYA - Matukio
4. MWANZA - Fujo
5. TANGA - Mapenzi
6. MOROGORO - Starehe
7. DODOMA - Ombaomba
8. IRINGA - Elimu...
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Mwizi mmja alisomewa staka la wizi wa simu mahakamani leo, hakimu akampa nafasi mtuhumiwa ajitetee na alijitetea kama hiv. Mwizi;~nilikuwa napita barabarani...
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ni kwenye BONGO MOVIE pekee....leo naanza na 10.....
ni kwenye BONGO MOVIE pekee,flashback ya miaka 6 nyuma hafu unakuta wahusika wana simu za Iphone na Galaxy,laptop za Apple...
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Imethibitika kwamba ,Majina ya watu, vitu, mahali na /au hali yanayo anza na herufi L yamekuwa na nguvu za ajabu sana kuliko herufi nyingine yoyote ile. Nguvu hizo zinaweza...
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