Ndugu wanajamvi kwa mamlaka niliyopewa na niliyojiongezea mimi mwenyewe nachukua fursa hii kutangaza RASMI ndoa kati ya nitonye na bibie Arabela itakayofanyika siku ya keshokutwa jumamosi tarehe...
A Luo guy sent. KSh. 500 via mpesa on valentines day to His girlfriend ..The girlfriend gets so mad and calls him
Girl: swity serious! Mapenzi yetu ni 500? Kwanza valentines ? You so mean! I...
Wana Chitchat mpoo?
Kumezuka tabia moja ambayo mie sijaielewa elewa. Unakuta wanafunzi hasa wa shule za msingi kuzunguka mjini/mtaani na fomu ya kuchangisha michango kama ya mahafali ya shule...
Kwanza ccm tusha wachoka,
cdm ni maji ya moto walinenaga zamani,
mmmmmmh
pili kimetoka mbali kwa matatizo changamoto na visa visa fulani,
eeeeiiiiiiiiiih
ooooh tatu ufisadi wenu ccm...
Mchungaji mmoja wa makanisa ya kisasa alikua akihubiri kuhusu dhambi ya ULEVI jumapili moja,waumin wengi wa kanisa hilo walikua ni watu wa kilaji saana,bahati nzuri sehem kanisa lilipo jiran kuna...
Jamaa kamuaga mkewe anaenda semina Songea kwa wiki nzima kumbe kahamia kwa demu nyumba ya pili toka kwake. Siku ya 1 kalala asubuhi alipoamka kachungulia kwake kukoje, si kamuona jamaa yuko nje ya...
Hii ilitokea katika daladala litokalo posta kwenda ubungo, kondakta kauliza ''manzese hapo kuna mtu anashuka?''
Dada m1 akajibu ''Tuna mitandio''.
Konda kauchuna,
kufika ubungo maziwa yule dada...
Umofia Kwenu,
Hv hz plate no za rangi ya kijani au blue wanatoa kwa mtu yeyote au ofisi za kibalozi? Maana kuna moja V8 nyeusi inapita hapa kunduchi mtongani nimeshindwa kuielewa ni ya nchi gani...
Usiku wa leo,wa tarehe 14,siku ya jumapili kuelekea jumatatu.
Nilipata maono katika ndoto.
Niliona mji mmoja ambapo watu walikuwa wakisherehekea ama wakiburudika katika hoteli pembeni ya...
What d'u miss back in days? As for me Gone are the days when I could hang out with my friends freely without worrying about time but know I can't even hang 3hours without wife calling to check one...
Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
Students: H,I,J,K,L,M,N, O.
Teacher: What rubbish is that?
Students: Sir! You said the chemical formula for water is H to O yesterday.
Madenge baada ya kufaulu mtihani wa Form Four akaambiwa achague zawadi yoyote aipendayo,
Madenge: nataka posa nikamuoe bibi maana ni siku nyingi amekuwa akiniita mchumba wake,
Baba Madenge...
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