MCHUNGAJI: Yeyote mwenye pingamizi
la haki kwa ndoa hii asimame na aje
mbele. Mara kibabu kimoja kikasimama na
kwenda mbele !
Bibi harusi alipomuona tu yule babu
akazimia
MCHUNGAJI...
Dah! si mchezo yaani mpaka sasa nimeshindwa kuelewa ni ushamba wangu wa mapenzi,utaalamu wa yule binti au uchawi! nilikwenda Tanga kununua biashara fulani hivi basi nimejikuta nikikolezwa na penzi...
uzee huja taratibu, kwanza huanza kusahau majina, mpaka mtu akukumbushe sana na kuwataja watu wengine waliokuweko ndio unakumbuka, kisha unaanza kusahau sura, hata mwanao unaweza kumsahau...
Evening wakuu,
Leo kwa bahati mbaya password ilizingua ikafika ten attempts na kujiwipe off every single entry in my blackberry. So kwa wale ambao u had my pin in your list please re-add me...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other
boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing
quite a bit about courting from the other boys
and he wondered what it was and how it was done...
A man and his wife are driving down the road when
a cop pulls the man over. The cop says to the
man, "Do you know that you were speeding?"
"No sir" the man replies "I didnt know I was...
Nimekuwa nikijiuliza kama ipo siku na mimi nitakuwa mtu maarufu kama hawa Mzizi mkavu, lara 1, Heaven on earth, amu, Smile, Baba V na wengine kibao. Kila ikiletwa sred hawaishi kutajwa tajwa.
Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal and our guests how much we have learnt so far dis year! Lets do comparisons ....
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]...