Must Read - begin your day with a bit of laughter

[The Monk]

Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal and our guests how much we have learnt so far dis year! Let’s do comparisons ....
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger, Biggest.” ....
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner, cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very goodder,
very goodest.
Teacher : “It's alright”
Students : It's alright, It's alrighter, It's alrightest!!!
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser, oh
please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-er,
look at me-est.
Guest : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what a
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I don
diest!!!
Teacher faint!
Principal : Oh Awurade
Students: oh Awurade, oh Awuradeir, oh Awuradest​

 

[Sangomwile]

Asante,asanter,asantest.

 

[utafiti]

duh! nimecheka sana mpka nimetoka machozi....