Habari wadau, mimi ni msichana mwenye umri wa miaka 26, nina tatizo ambalo hata mimi mwenyewe linaniumiza sana.. nina tabia ya kupaniki kwa haraka sana hata kama mtu kanikwaza kidogo...
I was raped at the age of 9 - Oprah Winfrey.
I was in prison for 27 years - Nelson Mandela.
I didn't even complete my University education - Bill Gates.
I used to serve tea at a shop to...
Sasa nimesurrender kabisaa, nimeshindwa sasa.
Zoezi hili kwangu ni gumu sana. Kutamani natamani, mademu mjini wengi kichizi, lakini namna ya kuwatokea sasa. Hizi aibu hizi jamani.
Nashindwa...
Mungu ni mwema sana. Sina budi kumshukuru sana kwa kunivusha na kunifikisha katika mwaka mwingine wa kuzaliwa. Nafurahia na kuutukuza ukuu wake kwa kuiona siku hii ya leo. Ahsante Mungu for this...
A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "Okay, sweetheart.
Putting it simply, we will call your private...
Imagine your Mum left your dad when you
were just 8 months old because he had no money.
Your dad remarried a lady cos he needed
someone who will take care of you, so when
you grew up due...
Nipo kwenye mgahawa fulani hivi kwa pembeni yangu kwa mbele kuna wadada wawili age yao imeenda mmoja ambaye tunatazamana amevaa skirt fupi sana mpaka papuchi yake inaonekana halafu hajavaa chupi...
Mzungu: Hi bro, I need $100, wil pay u back on Monday. Mswahil: Kaka vp, shwari? Dah hatuonani mzee, vp mishe, mnatunyima nn, juz nimekuona kwa mbali shavu dodo full kipupwe, sie tupo bwn, shida...
If you want to catch dog use bone
if you want to catch rat use fish
if you want to catch fish use hook
if you want to catch man use woman
but if you want to catch a woman
what will you use
ninaye ndege mzuri,mrembo wa kupendeza,rangi zake mashuhuri ,ni nne nawaeleza.ndizo rangi za fahari'urembo kuutimiza,ndege huyu ndege gani hapa kwetu ፐanzania.
"A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman, " she told him
"I don't understand, " he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will..
Later the...
On a very cool evening, Mr. Akpors was
with his family, all watching TV
when his youngest son, 'Joshua'
interrupts with a question.
Joshua: Dad(AKPORS), whats the
difference between...
Leo nimejitahid kurudi mapema home kama saa saba hivi ucku huu, tena kwa msisitizo nikapitia kwny ka fast food flan nikachukua ka chips na ka kuku nusu ili kumfanyia...
HABARI WAKULA...MAMBO VIP WAKUU MI NA SHIDA MOJA BANA.TOKEA NIAMIE MAGOMENI BANA.NIMEKUWA NIKITAFTA DOJO LA KUFUNDISHIA KARATE SI LIPATI.yanii sasa nimeanza kuwa mnywaji kweli maana mda mwingi na...
Husband and Wife agreed that
whenever they want to have
SEX, they will call it 'FONE CALL'
so that the children won't
understand. One day, Dad sends
Son to tell Mum that he wants
to...
In an Alcohol factory,the regular taster died and the Director started looking for a new one to hire.
A Drunk, with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The Director of the...
HABARINI ZENU MABESTITO
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