'fone call'

[Bubu Msemaovyo]

Husband and Wife agreed that
whenever they want to have
SEX, they will call it 'FONE CALL'
so that the children won't
understand. One day, Dad sends
Son to tell Mum that he wants
to make a 'FONE CALL'. Mum
replies: tell your Dad that the
Network is Busy today. Dad
replies: tell your MUM that if
the Network is Busy, then I'm
going to a PUBLIC FONE BOOTH.
Mum replies: tell him that if he
dares go to a PUBLIC FONE
BOOTH, I will open a
COMMUNICATION CENTER and
all 'FONE CALLS' will be
FREE..............

 

[SHIEKA]

Metaphors, metaphors. The sweet language of adults, that children find mysterious.