Maid: What do you want,sir?
Visitor: I want to see your master.
Maid : What's your business,please?
Visitor: There is a bill.....
Maid : Ah! He left yesterday for his village...
Visitor...
Kila inapofika tarehe 25 ya mwezi wa kumi na mbili huwa nakumbuka siku yangu ya kuzaliwa ambapo huwa naongeza mwaka mmoja mbele kuelekea kwenye uzee (sio utu uzima) Huu ndio mwisho wa mwaka kwangu...
Mwalimu wa hesabu alimuuliza Nunda.
Mwalimu : Nunda ukiwa na shilingi mia na ukamwambia baba yako akuongeze na mia utakuwa na shilingi ngapi ?
Nunda: Nitakukuwa na shilingi miah !
Mwalimu ...
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Kwa had hapa...
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