Student vs teacher
Teacher~ what is a period?
Student~ i don't know the meaning but i
think it is very dangerous.
Teacher~ why ?
Student~ b'se when my sister said that she didn't see her...
Kuna dada nimebishana nae yeye anasema Magufuri anashinda mimi Lowassa anashinda kwahiyo tumewekeana dau mbele yamwanasheria.
Hope nitapata milioni lets wait and see.
1.Ni jana tu nimemla mate na kumnawa sana mama wa miaka zaidi ya 65,baada ya yeye kulewa chakari pia.
2.Nilimgonga mke wa jirani yangu kwenye corridor na mumewe akiwa ndani kwake, baada ya kurudi...
Kawaida ya watoto kuanzia miaka 4 hadi 6 hivi, wanakuwa na maswali flani ya logic sana. Kama unapenda kushinda na watoto wa rika hilo utakua umenielewa.
Sasa, ni swali gani ambalo ulitokea...
:flypig: Mwanaumme ni kukiss dame wake kila wakati ndo asiongee maneno mob
:flypig:Mwanaume nikupiga gate ya plot na mawe kubwa ndio majirani watoke waone akiingia na dem msupuu...
Baada ya kuona teknolojia imeweza kurahisisha watu kukutana basi na mimi nikanunua smartphone.
Katika smartphone nikakuta badoo basi nikaamua nijiunge na kuwauliza wadau wakaniambia utafaidi...
Ndani ya meli,wa2 makabila tofauti walikua na mizigo,meli ilizidiwa ilibidi mizigo ipunguzwe,Mzungu akatupa computer, akasema"kwe2 zpo tele,
Mchina akatupa box la cmu akasema"kwetu zipo tele"...
A stressful man was in his office thinking deeply, all
of a sudden a guy runs inside and shouted; Juma,
Juma, ur daughter Anna just had an accident and
died. Shocked and confused, he jumped out...
Poleni walimu wenzangu kwa kusubiri ajira.
Nimeamua kuanzisha uzi huu ili walimu wazalendo tuliopitia JKT tukutane hapa tujuzane habari za mtaani na ishu ya ajira zetu. Pia vile vile ningependa...
Kabla ya ndoa mambo huwa hivi;-
MME: Natamani sana iwe hivyo.
MKE: Vipi, wataka niondoke?
MME: Hapana hata kidogo.
MKE: unanipenda?
MME: Ndo maanake.
MKE: Utakuwa na mpenzi mwingine zaidi...
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