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Aiseee wana jf humu ni kiboko..yan usithubutu kusema u are single watakua wageni wako wa ghafla huko kwenye pm..yan jana nimeongea swala la kumuomba Mungu anipe mume 2016,nimepata waume wema kibao...
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Wakuu nipo Bar moja apa sinza kiukweli ina totozi wa kumwaga sana hili chimbo ni sijawahi tia mguu ni leo ndo naanza Sijui ningoke na mwaarabu au africast , Wife leo nimempa likizo Btw Nipo na...
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Hakika kwa jinsi JPM anavyotaka kuupanga mji naona wazi watu wakirudi kijijini. Mfano piga hesabu mtu alijenga bondeni tangu miaka ya 1980. ..hivi leo anaweza kununua kiwanja? Kutokana na kuwa...
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Ninadem hatujawahi duuuu lkn ananizingua sana hataki tu duuu mpaka mwakani sasa yy anapenda kuniomba hela sana bt awamu hii nikagoma kumpatia kaniandikia ujumbe kwamba """ usiponitumia Leo bc...
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Nilikuwa naongea na ndugu yangu aliye pugu majohe ameniambia kuwa Greda lilipokuwa linarekebisha barabara za mtaa kuna maeneo wameingia sana kwenye viwanda vya watu..hasa chake Kwa kuwa wadau...
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MAWASILIANO YA SIMU YALIANZA KUCHANGANYA MIAKA YA 2001+LAKINI KABLA YA HAPO MAWASILIANO HASA YA MAPENZ YALIKUWEPO HASA KWA KUTUMIA VIMEMO/LETTER.POINT YA MSINGI BARUA IPI KATI YA ULIZOTUMIWA...
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Jamaa tajiri sana akaugua na akijua atakufa tu kamwambia mke wake amzike na hela zake mkewe kakataa weee,mwishowe kasema sawa. Siku ya kuzika kaweka boksi kubwaaa, jamaa wakamuuliza nini hicho...
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Nachukua nafasi hii kuwatakia members wote wa JF, heri na fanaka katika mwaka huu mpya wa 2016!
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Ni Mimi @Nje ya Mada... Nawatakia Heri ya mwaka mpya nyie wanawake ambao baadhi yenu siwajui heri ya mwaka mpya. @Evelyn Salt @Madame B @Madame S @miss chagga @nifah Nina uhakika 2016...
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mke katika kufanya usafi chumbani kwake akakuta sanduku uvunguni.akafungua na kukut mayai matano na sh milion 1.jioni akamuuliza mumewe na ilikua hivi MUME; usijali,huwa nikisex nje ya ndoa naweka...
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Mimi ni msomaji mzuri wa magazeti, na msikilizaji mzuri wa redio, huwa naangalia luninga mara chache sana kama nikibahatika kupita mahala kuna luninga. Sasa wiki hii nimesikia mengi kuhusu hizi...
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Jamaa kaingia msikitini kuswali bahati mbaya alisahau kuzima simu wakati ibada ikiendelea simu yake ikaita. Akaingiza mkono mfukoni kwa lengo la kuizima, bahati mbaya akaipokea mara sauti ya kike...
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A mand and his best friend had this conversation “Why have you got those marks on your knees?” her friend asked. “Oh, it’s making love, doggie style.” “Well, why don’t you change positions?” “I’m...
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Machizi wawili walikuwa ndani ya treni safarini kutoka Dar es Salaam kuelekea Kigoma, wakati safari ikiendelea chizi wa kwanza akachungulia dirishani akamwambia mwenzake, "Mwanangu unaona miti...
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Jamaa 1: Haloo! Jamaa 2: Nakusikia kaka, niambie... Jamaa 1: Pesa yangu utanilipa lini? Jamaa 2: Haloo unasema?!...haloo sikusikii vizuri! Jamaa 1: Haloo, nakuambia ile pesa ninayokudai usinilipe...
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FACT! 1.Ukiona geto lina feni, sabufa, meza ya plastic na kitanda ch sita kwa sita na Pc UJUE ni jamaa wa UDSM. 2. Ukaona geto lina nguo nyingi za watu tofauti tofauti, unga mwingi, vtunguu...
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Nakumbuka ile siku ya kwanza ambayo niliianza safari hii mi naiita nzuri japo iliyowatesa wanaiona mbaya.....yaani siku ya kwanza kungonoka.....daa!!!haka kamchezo ni katamu balaa....wakati kile...
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HABARI Naitwa moody kabwe Siku- ya ijumaa tarehe 25/12/1988 Mama na Baba BAKARI KABWE walibarikiwa kumpata mtoto wa kiume. Na Wakamwita mtoto huyu MOHAMEDY BAKARI RASHIDI KABWE Na leo ile...
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