JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A patient went to see a doctor after a brief sickness. The doctor took some samples of the patient and sent it to the laboratory to determine what the patient was suffering from. The patient was...

Kijana mmoja mwenye macho makubwa alikuwa na msihana wake. Siku moja akaulizwa na KIDENISHI wake sababu gani ilimfanya awe na macho makubwa namna hiyo. Kijana akafikiri kwa haraka haraka akaja na...

A chaga and an American man are sitting next to each other on a long flight from London to New York.The American man leans over to the chaga and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The chaga...

Wife Version 1.0 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and...

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Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasnt...

Some strange vocabulary from around the world In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. •In...

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A man asks his Doctor how to live longer, Doctor asks him: U smoke? "no" U drink "no" U gamble "no" U love sex "no" Then what the *** U want to live so long for?

Men NEVER listen............ A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas: My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home...

A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his person and asks "Dad what's that thing between your legs?" Dad replies "I don't...

A man was being chased by a lion in the jungle. As he gets tired and feels he can't run anymore he stands still and pray "God would you please make this lion a Christian please?" As...

Just be sure your chest is okay before you go over this. I almost broke my ribs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guarantee you that u will read it twice or thrice ... HOWEVER INTELLIGENT YOU COULD...

Napenda kuuliza: Hivi kuna Undugu wowote wa Damu kati ya JK na Membe? Mbona wanafanana usoni?

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later...

little John goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me...

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a...

Naona sasa watoa propaganda wa chadema na wapinzani wengine wametulia na kupunguza propaganda zao hapa jf. Inaonekana members wenye kazi ya propaganda na uzushi wameishiwa. kazi inayofanywa na ccm...

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in...

Mungu alitupenda sana sisi wanadamu akatujengea bustani nzuri sana ya Eden ambako binadamu wliobahatika waliweza kuishi kwa raha mustarehe. Kulikuwa na vivutio mbali mbali kama vile mito...