JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A woman must play hard to get,while a man has to be hard to play. A woman says making love,a man says fu*****. Extra:- Cunfucious said 'man who go to bed with sex on mind wakes with solution...

Please read and comment, do u rearly need such a friend???????????????? One evening Mike went over his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from...

When You are too Sincere!! A woman has an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom...

Surely is this a good reason for a man to cheat? Dear Lord, Thank you for opening my eyes to realize that there are beautiful women out there.You know God, when I met my wife , I thought...

Marriage [PART 1] Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: 'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what...

Jamaa mmoja alikuwa akitokea shamba pamoja na mkewe. Wakiwa njiani waliona uyoga, wakaung'oa na kwenda nao nyumbani kwa lengo la kwenda kupika na kuula. Lakini kabla ya kufika nyumbani, wakahofu...

Wafuta bangi wa 2 walikua wanabishana WA 1:-LILE NI JUA WA 2:-HAPANA MSHKAJI ULE NI MWEZI WA 1:-JUA WA 2:-MWEZI Kwa bahati nzuri mimi nikakatiza...

Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy Sunday. They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one preaches to them. Sitting by the river with...

One evening Mike went over his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When...

Men: 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them. 4. Although...

Kuna watu wawili walikuwa wamelala kwenye kitanda cha double deck,nafikiri unakifahamu,ni kile chenye kitanda juu na chini.Katika wawili hao mmoja alikuwa binti aliyekuwa amelala juu na mwingine...

Joe had a crazy headache that pestered him for several months. He had seen many doctors and none could make the pain go away. After months of pains and visits to doctors, one suggested a...

A popular Motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and...

boat docked in a tiny Goan village. A tourist from Mumbai complimented the Goan fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. 'Not very long,' answered the...

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only...

A: Knock Knock. B: Who's there? A: 9/11. B: 9/11 who? A: YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

Sheikh mmoja na Padri walialikwa kwenye semina Nairobi > Kenya.Siku moja jioni Padri alimpa ofa ya dinner huyu > Sheikh. Wakati wanakula akaagiza bia na Sheikh > akaagiza Fanta. Padri...

WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, cheque or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television...

1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence). 2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind. 3. Marriage is an institution in...