Age of Civilization
Three men went to see God, a British, an American, and a Nigerian.
This is what happened when they got to the pearly gate.
The British guy went in first:
BRITISH MAN...
[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on...
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are...
This is quite funny but who would be so stupid as to play such a trick on an angry mob?
POSITIVELY PRICELESS!!!
Most Syrians struggle to read even Arabic, much less have a clue about...
After having failed his exam in 'Logistics and Organization', Danny
goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Danny: Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?
Professor...
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son, Playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying;
"All of you...
Sex Is:1- Duty,if done with you wife.1 - Art,if done with your lover. 3 - Education, if doen with Virgin. 4 - Bussiness Transaction,if done woth prostitute.5 - Social work, if done with divorcee.6...
dada yangu mdogo umri miaka 6 alikuwa anaugua maradhi ya tumbo na alikuwa hapati kwenda haja kubwa vizuri.basi alipopata afueni,alitembelewa na mjomba na kuulizwa:je,bi mdogo umepata choo? nae...
Sex Is:Duty,if done with you wife.1 - Art,if done with your lover. 3 - Education, if doen with Virgin. 4 - Bussiness Transaction,if done woth prostitute.5 - Social work, if done with divorcee.6 -...
Mwafrica mmoja mwanaume, alialikwa kwenye sherehe na wazungu huko ulaya,
sasa akaamua asivae nguo aende uchi, alipofika wazungu wote wakamzunguka wakamwambia suti yako nzuri ,
Lakini mbona hiyo...
SOME FACTS FROM GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS
1. Highest walk on air balloon.
Mike Howard (Mike Howard) from Britain walked the beam that can extend between two...
DUTY: if done with a wife
ART: if done with a lover
EDUCATION: if done with a virgin
SCIENCE: if done with a fertile woman
BUSINESS TRANSACTION: if done with a prostitute
SOCIAL WORK: if done...
A young man shopping in a supermarket
noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore, she kept staring at him...
A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents gave him.
"Hmmmm," he wonders, "How am I gonna get more dough?" Then...
A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory in Mexico.
"Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water...
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