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New girl in Heaven

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Hussein Njovu, Jul 9, 2009.

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    Hussein Njovu Senior Member

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    A girl is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.

    She says to St. Peter‚ "What's going on?"

    He says‚ "That's the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings‚ and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos."

    She says‚ "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I'd rather go to Hell."

    St. Peter says‚ "In Hell‚ you'll be constantly raped and sodomized."

    She says‚ "That's okay. I've already got holes for that."

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