JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Job Vacancy Must be able to type, have computer skills, and be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. A dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at...

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, Although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife...

Three corpses arrive at the morgue with broad smiles on their faces. The policeman present asks the coroner why they were smiling. 'Well' said the coroner ' this one was having mad passionate...

Kwakweli, this guy was a joke.... YouTube - General Idi Amin Dada - An Autoportrait part4/17 Hapa akiongea na baraza lake la mawaziri. YouTube - General Idi Amin Dada - An Autoportrait part7/17...

Kuna ugonjwa unaowasumbua watumiaji wengi wa simu mara kwa mara;ugonjwa huo unajulikana kwa jina la UVOSI,yaani Ukosefu wa Vocha katika Simu. Hivyo basi,tuma vocha ili ni kutoe katika list hiyo...

Good morning, Ledis and Gentolomen. zis is your captain FUTAKAMBA. Onbehafu of Air Tanzania Ltd, I'm welcoming bos seated and standing passengers on board of Air Tanzania Boeing 737. We...

An American tourist goes on a trip to China . While in China , he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one...

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. “Well...

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

I think the two holds! He has right target, but used wrong weapon; He has wrong target, though used right weapon! cheers..............

A pregnant woman approached a medical doctor for consultation, who had encountered a software problem to execute a command! Before a woman get sit or mention any word, she was shocked when a...

In which stage are you in? Try away matches and see.........................

A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern...

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their 8 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and...

Imezoeleka umbali kutoka pointi a kwenda b ni sawa na umbali kutoka pointi b kwenda a!ulishawahi kugundua kuna muda hii principle inakuwa sio applicable? Nioambie ni muda gani?au toa mfano!

A wolf's sense of smell is literally 1,000,000 times greater than a human's, meaning they can smell prey from a mile away. A wolf's jaw pressure is also 1,500 pounds per square inch, versus a...

AIDS A-American I-Idea of D-Discouraging S-Sex. Don't be afraid of AIDS,haipo kabisa washenzi wanataka kufaidi pekee yao tumewashtukia!Endelea kukandamiza mbichi. @your own risk and cost,bye...

A man took his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that says "This Bull mated 50 times last year." The wife...

BOSS said to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death? EMPLOYEE : "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied. BOSS : "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to...

A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name...