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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by eRRy, Oct 11, 2009.

  1. eRRy

    eRRy JF-Expert Member

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    There was a German, an Italian and our Banta on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

    To be shot
    To be hung
    To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

    The German said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly.)

    Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

    Then Banta said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."

    They gave him the shot, and Banta fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

    Then Banta said, "Give me another one of those shots." So the guards did. Now he was
    laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

    Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

    Banta replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom
  2. Deodat

    Deodat JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha! its a joke but it has some lesson in it, huyo jamaa hana tofauti na mtu anayevaa condom lakini anakula denda na kwenda chumvini kama kawa huku akiamini kajilinda ipasavyo.